Joke for the day

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Nennius, May 28, 2022.

  1. Nennius Curmudgeon

  2. Nennius Curmudgeon

  3. Nennius Curmudgeon

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  5. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Finally!! A real use for gnomes.

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  6. birdsong_pawn Augur

    Track: I'm Too Squishy
    Artist: Right Said Guard Frederick

    I'm too sexy for my buffs
    Too sexy for my buffs
    Buffs are going to leave me

    I'm too squishy for my nerf
    Too squishy for my merc
    So squishy it hurts

    And I'm too sexy for Veeshan
    Too sexy for Veeshan
    Freeport, and Ak'Anon

    I'm too sexy for your party
    Too sexy for your party
    No way I'm camping disco

    'Cause I'm a Vah Shir, you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah, on the catwalk
    On the catwalk, yeah
    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    I'm too sexy for my Sokokar
    Too sexy for a Cliknar
    Too sexy by far

    And I'm too sexy for my hat
    It dropped off of a bat
    What do you think about that?

    'Cause I'm a Vah Shir, you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the catwalk
    Yeah, on the catwalk
    On the catwalk, yeah
    I shake my little tail on the catwalk

    Too sexy for my rat
    Too sexy for my rat
    Poor Scruffy
    Poor Scruffy rat

    I'm too sexy for my buffs
    Too sexy for my buffs
    Buffs are going to leave me

    And I'm too squishy for this zone.
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  7. Iven the Lunatic

    Right Said Guard Frederick, the Wind spirit's Song is inviting YOU to join their guild. It would be an honor for them if you press FOLLOW.