Class based random rolls or the guild leader will just steal it. May be able to bribe the guild leader. Too lazy to keep track of guild banks and dkp, so stop sending me tells. No officers allowed. Must have multiple characters on the same account to heirloom gear. Not interested in a puller with no eyes. Must think this game is trivial. Sense of very very very sick humor required. No fanboys allowed. If a Sky raid is tough for you, the guild leader will require bribes (See rule 2) Prefer players that have no interest in this guild and are only here for the popcorn. No richard pics on Discord. Can only worship Bob Barker. Never give the Guild Leader's name to anyone complaining is a rule. Jewel Crafters are in the tunnel, Google maps if you need gear. Zerging and speed running is a skill, not a bane. Chat will be very offensive, so make sure you bring a pair. Intoxicated member's are fine as long as they play their role correctly. There will be no instructions, 24 years, you should already know. Members are required to post in guild chat if they are being punked. Member's must know how to avoid IP bans by one sided petitions. Classic is a joke and there will never be DKP decay. Player's Clicks and /ignore are perfectly acceptable. Rogue's and other useless classes preferred. You're a Wizard Harry must be spoken once entering Discord. 10 percent bonus to random rolls if you have more than 1 level 1 Cleric with DA The new "Daily's" are the report's I expect from our Rogue's in other guilds. I probably missed some stuff, but you get the idea. Just comment "Uh Okay" in Discord for an invite. Scratch that, too much work. Just join I guess https://discord.gg/mRH5uJZsMA
I mean, if you need more than 24 to conquer Sky, you're probably special needs and I support that, just not in this guild. I'm not trying to offend anyone here, I've never had to try, but I want to be clear about how the guild will be run so there isn't any confusion or App bots needed.
Remember that one time at band camp when Faceless left over a dozen unrezzed bodies, after they trained us, in Kennels? Good times! That's a LOT of flutes.
