You know that you play to much EverQuest when...

when you rename your birthday party into a birthday raid after the sixth guest does arrive whom you promote to the leader for the second group.

My wife conned red the other day.

When watching the trailer for the original Lord fo the Rings movie and all the goblins and the cave troll bust through the door and you yell "TRAIN!!!"

More recently, when TV showed the queens crown on her coffin you want to right click on it to see what stats it has.

Went to the first Lord of the Rings movie with 3 co-workers who all played EQ with me. There were two spots which were pretty funny. In Moria where all the orcs are converging on the fellowship, one of us called out "train to Kelethin!", and then when they arrived at Lothlorien, I called out "Where's the bank?", and actually got a couple laughs from elsewhere in the audience

...you build your own website dedicated to it.

when you are looking for dwarf milk and lion meat in you local food store.

when you pay a guy 259 bucks to win a fight for you but you still die

When you start typing anything, in any other place outside of Everquest and start with a

"/"

Mine conned green the other day, but it was a Trap!

...when your cat even tells you that you suck.

You write your client billing with "PP" instead of "$", and you realize something is not right.

And they try and correct you and they insist that they have played EQ since Beta and know best.

I type folks all the time and add /laugh /cry /hug etc. to my text messages.

You tell someone on the phone you need a quick afk.

Did you try Trader Gimli's?

You must not have conned before. They always con red. But a red con when you're new and a red con when you have some experience, well, they start hitting a lot harder in the late game.

I did this once. True story.

when you start checking your wife faction before and during playing.

when you call your mom Tunare and your dad Brell.