My potential issue is all toons booted to char select and on trying to get back in 'that zone is unavailable' on all zones
It's so tone-deaf and stereotypical it's hilarious. I'd actually start to get worried if an honest assessment was made of the situation in an announcement and didn't try to couch the statement in ambiguity.
Seriously, is there anything that works correctly at DPG? We are currently investigating some [insert random stuff] potential issue. You sure?