Beyond disappointed.

Today is April 1. I was expecting a EQ developer thread about a patch today that-

Eliminates all warrior stances
Adds a spell to all NPC allowing them to dispel enchanter runes
Triples the cast time of all wizard damage spells
Adds Completely Complete Heal to cleric's spellbooks
Announcement of next expansion, where you are able to hail Mayong Mistmoore_982736378

And there is nothing. Nothing at all. What gives?

Would be even more interesting if they put something like that in game

They are way to busy figuring out ways to not help people with petitions. Ha!

No one would think it was a joke these days

Personally I'd have sprung for AE dispel mob that stalks AFK's in PoK/lobby

These should have been an April Fools post:

Future Content: A letter from Director of Development Dave Georgeson

https://forums.station.sony.com/eq/...irector-of-development-dave-georgeson.207242/

Cases where game masters will not intervene:

Thread: https://forums.station.sony.com/eq/...where-game-masters-will-not-intervene.218411/

I mean, those seem like an April Fools post to me.

Spells/AA

Wizard: Tripled the cast time of Cloudburst Stormstrike.

Logging in as a stick figure was the best April Fool's joke ever for me.

They did something new for those paying attention.

Someone took the initiative

Someone mentioned, on another thread, something about long defunct PoM mobs spawning.

The guild lobby thing isn't as good as stick figures were for sure, but it does seem to help the lag, eh?!

If you should happen to play WoW or have played at one time, here is their April's Fool post: They have a wonderful sense of humor. I was especially amused by the rogue part.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/forum/topic/16858965991

CSE, the folks making Camelot Unchained, sent an April Fool's newsletter that was pretty funny as well. http://us5.campaign-archive1.com/?u=2b70fd18d895dd960141bac55&id=2d42015b9f

One that would get most raiders.." returned Arx raids to their earlier state. reduced the npc cast times back to normal, gave FV some hit points, removed emotes from events that didn't have it before"

Haha, a Submissive Looter instead of a Master Looter. That's funny

Advance Looting is the April's joke.

Loading screen.

It's subtle, I like it.

Or maybe... just maybe... it is the loading screen for the next expansion!