April Fools Day- If you were a dev, what would you do?

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Cicelee, Mar 31, 2022.

  1. Cicelee Augur

    I would make Kronos non tradeable. Announce in an emergency overnight patch, let it simmer for the weekend. Then revert back.
  2. Veteran_BetaTester PIZZA!

  3. Khat_Nip Meow

    Make any spell cast have a very very low chance of being replaced by ANY random spell from the spell file.
  4. Doranur_Aleguzzler Filthy Casualâ„¢

    I like the stick figures idea, but IF it could be coded, make it so that every time you zone, you have a different illusion appearance applied to you.
  5. Angahran Augur

    in your eqclient.ini file add this:

    [Defaults]
    stickfigures=1
  6. Svann2 The Magnificent

    On your first login your screen is turned upside down.
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  7. Jumbur Improved Familiar

    At the character select screen, I would list every character as level 1 and naked...:p
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  8. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Make an announcement that lag reduction is the #1 priority.
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  9. hellofriend New Member

    close the game permanently :p
  10. Truetotheblue Augur

    Force a loading splash screen on your first login for the day of the load screen for Eastern Kingdoms and say you're zoning into Elwynn Forest. WoW is an EQers worst nightmare
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  11. Jumbur Improved Familiar

    Remove the level-cap temporarily for the day. Don't give more hitpoints, power or anything, just let the level number go beyond 120 without changing any mechanics.

    Without announcing anything of course... let people think it is a bug...

    Im sure some people will fall for it and power-level like mad, hoping they have found an exploit they can abuse. :p
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  12. Paladin Augur

    One Day only event(s) / quest(s).

    Stick Figure Illusion as a reward.
  13. Paladin Augur

    Turn all NPC's into Stick Figures.
  14. Paladin Augur

    They made all Players the opposite sex one year.
  15. Act of Valor The Newest Member

    Damage spells heal other characters, heal spells damage NPCs.
  16. bortage spammin lifetaps

    guild lobby replaced with the plane of mischief zone file, to get to your guild hall you have to click into the pom throne room

    also i'd rename the zone file so your map doesn't load
  17. Paladin Augur

    Since it's a 1 day event, set all of the 'tricks' to trigger something diff every hour (with a Bristlebane emote in city zones, PoK. Lobby, Bazaar, Sunrise, Halls, PoT. Current effect will happen to Players when they zone in to an applicable zone. The effect will go away when they leave an applicable zone.

    -Stick Figure Everyone
    -Opposite Sex
    -Change default NPC languages to their racial language or Thieves Cant / Dragon
    -Grow everyone
    -Gnome everyone
    -Jester everyone
    -Bunny everyone
    -Puppet everyone
    -Instant Drunk (will wear off)
    -Turn everyone into a Deity Avatar
    -Give everyone a silly Title (not suffix, title)
    -Give everyone a fun or silly Nimbus effect
    -Give / turn everyone's familiar into a joke spouting Jester
    -Turn everyone's weapon into a Jester Puppet
    -Make everyone's visible armor invisible, so everyone looks like they are in their underwear
    -Activate original old-school EQ Graphics
    -Turn everyone into Shadowmen
    -And so on.
  18. Veteran_BetaTester PIZZA!

    Make everyone a Bard for the day (hugs Ely)
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  19. Veteran_BetaTester PIZZA!

    Give everyone a Krono, when it is going to be used or traded have a message " April Fool! " and make it disappear!
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  20. Moege Augur

    I would fix all the bugs for April first then break it at midnight again.