Sig Lines

Ive had the Sarchasm sig line for about a decade now. By nature, I am a very sarcastic individual. But I have seen some pretty good sayings in sig lines over the years.

So I am asking this community, (since I have checked out already this weekend);

What are the sig lines you have seen that have stuck with you?

I dont remember whre I saw it, but someone had

Focus on what you can control
Control your focus.


It seems appropriate to me considering my mind is already drinking beer at the lake........

Haven't seen it for a number of years, and probably remembering it wrong, but:

"You can kill me, but I will not die,
I can be killed, but you can't stop me!"

I always found the line "Who is Deathmike?" to be particularly inspiring.

Deathmike out.

"Im not complete idiot, some parts are missing"

I was going to ask Deathmike who he was, but he is always out....

Lol, yeah, I liked that one, too. Its Khalon of Ogun
I had this one on for a while, but it got removed.....

"If your friends do not respond to your sarcasm with sarcasm, you're not choosing your friends right."

I particularly like the bumper sticker:
"Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?"

My father used to like the bumper sticker:
"Start a movement; eat a prune."