Forums of Solitude Member of the Week: Week 14 - Mepps

Okay, this will be one of two things. Thing 1) The first ever green FOSMOTW. Thing 2) A total waste of time. And it all comes down to you, Mepps. Don't let us down, dude.

1. On a clear day you chance upon a strange animal, its leg trapped in a hunter's clawsnare. Judging from the bleeding it will not survive long. What do you do?
A. Draw your dagger, mercifully ending its life with a single thrust.
B. Use herbs from your pack to put it to sleep.
C. Do not interfere with the natural evolution of events, but rather take the opportunity to learn more about a strange animal you have never seen before.

2. One summer afternoon your father gives you a choice of chores. What do choose to do?
A. Work in the forge with him casting iron for a new plow.
B. Gather herbs for your mother who is preparing dinner.
C. Go catch fish at the stream using a net and line.

3. Your cousin has given you a very embarrassing nickname and, even worse, likes to call you it in front of your friends. You asked him to stop, but he finds it very amusing to watch you blush. What do you do?
A. Beat up your cousin, then tell him that if he ever calls you that nickname again, you will bloody him worse than this time.
B. Make up a story that makes your nickname a badge of honor instead of something humiliating.
C. Make up an even more embarrassing nickname for him and use it constantly until he learns his lesson.

4. There is a lot of heated discussion at the local tavern over a group of people called 'Telepaths'. They have been hired by certain city-state kings. Rumor has it these Telepaths read a person's mind and tell their lord whether a follower is telling the truth or not. What do you think about it?
A. This is a terrible practice. A person's thoughts are his own and no one, not even a king, has the right to make such an invasion into another human's mind.
B. Loyal followers to the king have nothing to fear from a Telepath. It is important to have a method of finding assassins and spies before it is too late.
C. In these times, it is a necessary evil. Although you do not necessarily like the idea, a Telepath coul dhave certain advantages in a time of war or in finding someone innocent of a crime.

5. Your mother sends you to the market with a list of goods to buy. After you finish you find that by mistake a shopkeeper has given you too much money back in exchange for one of the items. What do you do?
A. Return to the store and give the shopkeeper his hard-earned money, explaining to him the mistake.
B. Decide to put the extra money to good use and purchase items that would help your family.
C. Pocket the extra money, knowing that shopkeepers in general tend to overcharge customers anyway.

6. While in the market place you witness a thief cut a purse from a noble. Even as he does so, the noble notices and calls for the city guards. In his haste to get away, the thief drops the purse near you. Surprisingly, no one seems to notice the bag of coins at your feet. What do you do?
A. Pick up the bag and signal to the guard, knowing that the only honorable thing to do is return the money to its rightful owner.
B. Leave the bag there, knowing that it is better not to get involved.
C. Pick up the bag and pocket it, knowing that the extra windfall will help your family in times of trouble.

7. Your father sends you on a task which you loathe, cleaning the stables. On the way there, pitchfork in hand, you run into your friend from the homestead near your own. He offers to do it for you, in return for a future favor of his choosing. What do you do?
A. Decline his offer, knowing that your father expects you to do the work, and it is better not to be in debt.
B. Ask him to help you, knowing that two people can do the job faster than one, and agree to help him with one task of his choosing in the future.
C. Accept his offer, reasoning that as long as the stables are cleaned, it matters not who does the cleaning.

8. Your mother asks you to help fix the stove. While you are working, a very hot pipe slips its mooring and falls towards her. What do you do?
A. Position yourself between the pipe and your mother.
B. Grab the hot pipe and try to push it away.
C. Push your mother out of the way.

9. While in town the baker gives you a sweetroll. Delighted, you take it into an alley to enjoy only to be intercepted by a gang of three other kids your age. The leader demands the sweetroll, or else he and his friends will beat you and take it. What do you do?
A. Drop the sweetroll and step on it, then get ready for the fight.
B. Give him the sweetroll now without argument, knowing that later this afternoon you will have all your friends with you and can come and take whatever he owes you.
C. Act like you're going to give him the sweetroll, but at the last minute throw it in the air, hoping that they'll pay attention to it long enough for you to get a shot in on the leader.

10. Entering town you find that you are witness to a very well-dressed man running from a crowd. He screams to you for help. The crowd behind him seems very angry. What do you do?
A. Rush to the town's aid immediately, despite your lack of knowledge of the circumstances.
B. Stand aside and allow the man and the mob to pass, realizing it is probably best not to get involved.
C. Rush to the man's aid immediately, despite your lack of knowledge of the circumstances.

Well, hopefully we're not all terribly, terribly let down, Mepps, and hopefully you don't crush our dreams and whatnot. No pressure. Oh, and everyone, go here to vote for next week's winner and play the Asking Game, which will be up shortly. Toodles!

HA! This will be great (maybe).

What is your favorite house pet?

Favorite wild animal?

Favorite farm animal?

Favorite season?

Favorite seasoning?

White or green mint chocolate chip?

I have great hopes, and low expectations for this week...

1. If you were a Smurf, which one would you be (again, gender is irrelevant for the purposes of this question...so be Smurfette if you want to).

2. You are given access to a time-machine which will take you back to any point in your past. Advanced paradox-nullification technology means that you can talk to your past-self without the time-line imploding. What one peice of advice do you give yourself?

3. Should the Doozers revolt and take up arms against the Fraggles for the constant and undeserved destruction of their constructions?

4. Megadeth or Lawnmower Deth?

Mepps. Who is your favorite DC Comics hero, and why?

As well as your favorite villain and why?

Your favorite DC Comics team?(Outsiders, JLA,JLI, Teen Titans etc.) and why?

Congrats!

Mepps do you have time for this?

Do you know my true identity?

What is your favorite food?

What is it like to be in the shadow of my awesomeness?

Mepps, did you ever think you would win this FOSMTW?

What's your favorite beverage you send interns to retrieve?

Oreos or Chocolate Chip Cookies?

Favorite healthy food?

Least favorite food?

Describe the Funhouse in 3 words or less.

Where would you want to go on a vacation?

What toy did you never get from Santa?

Do you like hiking? If so, how often do you hike?

If you and Jens had a beard growing competition who would win?

New York City pizza or Chicago's tomato soup in a bread bowl?

Mepp-mepp, mepp mepp mepp, meppmeppmepp, Mepps?
And in the immortal words of the Road Runner: Meep Meep!!

Congratzzzzzzzzzzzz...


1. If you were participating in a MR. UNIVERSE contest, who you will represent?.
2. Is that right? Aliens does exist?..
3. Are you addict to coffee?. I mean, cool capuccino, frappee.. etc.
4. Why there's an Animal Planet channel and no DC comics one..
5. Do you like eating your own nails?. What are their flavor?.

~Approaches Mepps respectfully cautious with questions in hand~

~kneels~

Oh Mericful Mepps, May you bestow upon us the wisdom you hold in your answers. If you would humble this simple man with a few kind responses it would be the that man's greatest joy.


1-You can assemble any superhero team you wish [Limit 6], who do you choose and why?

2- You are hip deep in a zombie apocalypse, given the limits of weapons and technology known today, what is your weapon of choice [Macguyver'ing is allowed]

3- What is your favorite thing you have in the Mepps cave?

4- What other game communities have you been a part of?

5- Having read a few threads here and there and seeing that there are many who complain/rant about things they don't understand when it comes to the DCUO as a game/business, What is one thing you would want those people to understand better?

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7- In all seriousness, what are your thoughts on Bat-fleck?

8- Who, in your opinion was the best person to portray Batman/Bruce Wayne?

9- Favorite comic book character/story [growing up and now?]

10-

Congratulations Mepps....don't disappoint us, put the Banhammer down for half an hour, you have questions, real questions from real Nerdfighters, chosen by me especially for you.....not expecting you to answer all or even any, but hopefully there are one or two you want to indulge.....

Just a thought, you could answer all of our questions much faster verbally if you do it through one of the DCUO livestreams(that get uploaded to youtube).....plus it would be good promotion for the forums


Best pizza place?

Are you ever going to come to the West Coast of Australia?


Does it ever feel weird being famous?


What is your favourite animated movie?

What are you good at cooking?

what’s your favorite scary movie?

Are you working on anything new?

How many kwh of electricity did you use in your last billing cycle?

What instruments can you play?


Will you continue the legacy of Awesome?

Do you think you will be able to answer all the questions in a timely manner? Or will we incur the wrath of Batmepps for too many questions?

I'm thinking 2.

Somebodies life was just completed.

loooool better late than never

Omg! Thanks Mepps! ! !