What not to say at a Funeral.

Discussion in 'Joker’s Funhouse (Off Topic)' started by Faust74, Aug 5, 2013.

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  1. Faust74 Loyal Player

    Phew! Smells like something died in here.

    Is the Widow hot?

    Are you going to bury him with that nice watch?

    I think I saw him move!

    Did he leave me anything?
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    Faust74, Aug 5, 2013
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  2. melvinpox Devoted Player

    You come here often?
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    melvinpox, Aug 5, 2013
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  3. TDSK Committed Player

    I'm hungry. When's lunch?
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    TDSK, Aug 5, 2013
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  4. blazeing fire111 Devoted Player

    Ewww, is he dead?

    Hey, person beside me, reach inside his pocket and see if he has his wallet.

    Anyone wanna play some poker?

    Hey sweet thing, can I have your number?

    Hello ladies, I am single, so come get some sugar.
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    blazeing fire111, Aug 5, 2013
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  5. Ace1 Dedicated Player

    "Did you see the new episode of the walking dead they split his guts open"
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    Ace1, Aug 5, 2013
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  6. Robinton Well-Known Player

    <sit up in the coffin> Surprise! Not really dead! Boy did I fool all of you!
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    Robinton, Aug 5, 2013
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  7. Terribly Shocking New Player

    Jesus Christ that dead guys daughter is hot!
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    Terribly Shocking, Aug 5, 2013
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  8. Faust74 Loyal Player

    Dammit, he owed me 50 bucks!
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    Faust74, Aug 5, 2013
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  9. Black Arrowette Well-Known Player

    That coffin looks comfy, can I take a nap in it?
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    Black Arrowette, Aug 5, 2013
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  10. Terribly Shocking New Player

    Im sure we'll be laughing about this in no time
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    Terribly Shocking, Aug 5, 2013
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  11. Ace1 Dedicated Player

    He never gave my tools back
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    Ace1, Aug 5, 2013
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  12. YodaDog New Player

    They need to wrap this up. The game starts in 20 minutes...
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    YodaDog, Aug 5, 2013
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  13. Faust74 Loyal Player

    I guess he wasn't lying when he said he felt sick.
    Faust74, Aug 5, 2013
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  14. TDSK Committed Player

    Maybe later we should go steal stuff from her house. Dibs on burning her Bieber Concert tickets!
    TDSK, Aug 5, 2013
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  15. blazeing fire111 Devoted Player

    Hey frank wanna come over tonight and watch dawn of the dead?
    blazeing fire111, Aug 5, 2013
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  16. TDSK Committed Player

    Nah. I'm all for Shaun of the Dead though.
    TDSK, Aug 5, 2013
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  17. Enickma Dedicated Player

    Is his wife available?
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    Enickma, Aug 5, 2013
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  18. blazeing fire111 Devoted Player

    guess that will teach him not to play chicken with a train.
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    blazeing fire111, Aug 5, 2013
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  19. Deathmike Devoted Player

    Dibs on the widow!

    Deathmike out.
    Deathmike, Aug 5, 2013
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  20. melvinpox Devoted Player

    Boing.
    melvinpox, Aug 5, 2013
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  21. Fifinella Well-Known Player

    So when's his apartment back on the market?
    Fifinella, Aug 5, 2013
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