Vote Deathmike 2013 and I'll make sure that all frogs receive free cake from the government! Deathmike out.
Hehe I got in trouble for typing 4 Astrix and quoting an old joke from the movie "The last Boy Scout."
Um...I love this thread. Leeroy Jenkins/MelvinPox 2013 "Just because the other candidates are better, doesn't mean you have to vote for them!"
great post op, really funny, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."