Chuck Norris Facts in DCUO

The exo's that Lex took from the future are drops of sweat from Chuck Norriss' Beard.

lol

Chuck Norris dcuo fact:


You could shave the hair off the shoulders of Chuck Norris and make a wig for Lex Luthor.

Chuck Norris has all the villain-only styles on his hero.

Chuck Norris DID get the hat promised to him after destroying the Zetta Drone in the Batcave: Inner Sanctum.

SOE wasn't hacked, Chuck Norris went on vacation.

Chuck Norris solo-ed Khandaq.

The reason the Helmets of Omnipotence never drops is because Chuck Norris has them all in his inventory.

Brainiac wants to extracts Chuck Norris superpowers via exobytes, but you know what happened.

how did bruce lee died again?

-Chuck Norris doesn't duel, he just allows you to lose

This is 2013, where Chuck Norris and Ya Mom jokes are just annoying now.
And I love how you just assume I'm against being silly and making jokes because of my age that you don't even know?
DC community for ya.
(I'm 13)

The Judge in the Courthouse alert found Chuck Norris innocent.
Chuck Norris trades grey items for exobits.
Chuck Norris can quit a league without scrolling down through the full member list.
Chuck Norris defeated Pengbot Maximus on his first attempt, using only emotes.
Chuck Norris can afford to trade Marks of Reality for Tokens of Merit.
Chuck Norris can purchase iconic innates with skill points.
Chuck Norris's PoT fills supercharge meters.
Chuck Norris can perform a triple jump in mid-flight.

Very important disclaimer:
All rights belong to their respective owners! I do not own Chuck Norris!

Deathmike out.

Haha, some very good ones posted allready.
Keep them going, guys!

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You all wish you were Chuck Norris.

Somehow, this thread makes me think...

Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does...


All I can come up with is lame... You guys keep 'em coming!

Thanks. That will really come in handy next time i get invited in a league and accept by mistake (it happens to me a lot).
In light of these new developments, I will have to replace that joke with this one:

Chuck Norris can clip a backflip with a frontflip.

Deathmike out.

Chuck Norris can play without getting frozen or disconnected.

When Chuck Norris first created a character, he was able to use his own name even though it was already taken. The other guy logged in to find his character was now named "xXxChuck NorrisxXx".

When Chuck Norris gets stuck at a loading screen while zoning to the boss in Operations, it's because the boss ran away and the game is trying to find them. Soon after, Chuck Norris is disconnected because the game failed and ran away, too.

Chuck Norris was considered for a Legends character, but despite countless attempts to bring him into balance with the others his Round House kick kept crashing the game.

He uses knows to how to use spin chop...with hand blasters.
He clips WD...after GU25.
He got platinum on all Master level flying races...with superspeed.
He wins Arena matches...with Legends Characters.
He gets all loot in raids...by rolling pass.
He get feats...by existing.

He is...the most intere-Chuck Norris.


Others:
Trinkets wait for Chuck Norris to cool down.
When Chuck runs FOS2, Meta doesn't use pets or movement.
When Chuck activates his Orbital Strike, his beard detatches and throat-punches the enemy.

- People used to use the Omac-trinket in PVP. Omacs use a Chuck Norris trinket.
- When Chuck Norris enters the Strykers solo, the boss needs to pick a shield.
- Chuck Norris got all the Valentines-Feats and -Styles for free - last year.
- Chuck Norris can't do 1v1-PVP. With the new matchmaking there is no-one strong enough to be queued against him.
- Chuck Norris uses 5 amenities in his bases at the same time.
- Chuck Norris can place furniture on rugs in his base.
- Chuck Norris uses four trinkets, in a utility-belt with four consumable-slots.

First of all, I can't take anyone who claims to be the best firetank and being 100% against mods, seriosly (^_^).

Second. There are so many negative responses to this thread. You DO know the origin of the Chuck Norris jokes right?
They are just for fun. Everyone who loves movie classics KNOWS Bruce Lee won in way of the dragon, that doesn't make the Chuck Norris jokes fun facts LESS fun...

One of my favourite ones is from World of Warcraft.
When Chuck Norris was soloing Upper Blackrock Spire the entire whelp room shouted LEEEROOOY JEEENKIIINS! and wiped on Chuck.

used to be a fan until he opened his mouth about politics

Wow, thanks for reminding me of the forum's ignore feature. Had forgotten until I read your posts.

@ The Doctor: Dude..... Your sig... FREEEE KEEEEE