Recap Yes: If you ran out of toilet paper, would it hurt to use this instead? Is it part tree? (I think so, but I can't be completely certain.) Is this replacement toilet paper like actual toilet paper in stores now days (in that you can only get one at a time)? Is it hard? Is it long? (When comparing one axis to the other two, not necessarily when compared to other things.) Can this be equipped? No: Does it have a sharp edge? Is it a weapon? Is it bigger in any direction than the forearm of a human? (This is purely my opinion; there's no way to check.) Is this thing consumable? Is this thing a type of tool used in crafting? Is it Nillipuss? Is this painful replacement to toilet paper obtained by looting it off a dead npc? Could I share this toilet paper with Verily if he ran out? Is it soft? Hmm where is this is going... can you thrust it? is it a smithing file
If Verily were to purchase this toilet paper (I think we are forgetting it’s toilet paper), could be pay for it in pennies?
No, the supplier of this TP-replacement thinks pennies should go the way of the ha'penny and is very fussy about currency.
Now I have to google what a ha’penny is. As if I didn’t have enough work to do this weekend... thanks a lot. Do I have to kill for this guy? EDIT: WTH was the purpose of a ha’penny? Like, pennies are already a fraction of the actual standard currency and barely hold any value these days. How was this ever a thing?!
