I'm Bored!

Alrighty, give me some time to slap on some face paint, dye my hair green, pick up my purple suit from the cleaners and I'll meey ya at the HaHaHacienda.

I only accept American Currency and I'll also accept Station Cash too.

I walked into a bar.
Got drunk.
Texted all my friends I love them.
The end.

Don't forget to get some tattoos and silver grills.

You changed your name again Queenie?

Oh wow! "I'm bored" has been my nephew's favorite thing to say this summer... Anyhoo, I found these vids interesting to watch.

A fly goes to an R Kelly concert.
After the concert the fly goes backstage and says "Excuse me, Mr Kelly, can you sign this photo for my wife please?"
R Kelly responds "I believe I can, fly."

"To fly's pife".
The fly did a double take, as he caught the spelling mistake. That was odd that R Kelly would put P on his wife.

"He said move, she said no, he said move, she said no..."

You know, with that line I was tempted to just post Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" here. I decided to alter this idea.... slightly

So have you read Harley Quinn and Power Girl? I just got it, and I'm about to read it. Unless I was dreaming I had it...

EDIT: No, I have it.

What? Gonna have to look for that comic now, hope you are happy with yourself!

Much much betterer than the original, but, then again, Mr Anka had real talent

That's a lot of work for a few bucks. Lol

That's grounds for putting you on ignore.

Huh? I have never changed my name.

I ignore bad dad jokes.

I'm really glad you didn't. I have never liked Nirvana. Vastly overrated.

Yep! I own this.

'Bad dad jokes'?
Possibly was a bad joke (because you said you were Bored), but a 'bad dad joke'? what does that mean?

The type of jokes that dad's tell that aren't funny and make you groan and/or roll your eyes.