Ask Siri a couple times each, "Testing, testing." "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Knock, Knock." "When will the world end?" "What does the fox say?" "Tell me a story." "What are you wearing?" "I'm naked." "I'm drunk." "What are you doing later?" "Are you 'Her'" "Does Santa Clause exist?" "Make me a sandwich." "Sing me a song, Siri." "Where did I put my keys?" "What's your favorite animal?" "Do you follow the three laws of robotics?" "Roll a die." "Beam me up, Scotty." "Do you have any pets."
You guys make Siri sound like she's your... dare I say it, slave. But seriously Siri, what do you rate Emma Watson from 1-10?