ZAPS - SEX DRUGS AND LAZERS

Discussion in 'Emerald (US East)' started by SirPurplePeopleEater, Sep 26, 2013.

  1. Genserik

    Looks like Bravo Squad's stockings will be empty this year :(
  2. Cswic

    ^ You shot at me with a tsar sniper rifle the other day. I remember. You win a personal pillow rush delivered via galaxy!
  3. Genserik

    Oh yay! Where can I pick up my package?
  4. Cswic

    When a whale shaped shadow envelopes you it means the package is about to arrive :D
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  5. Cswic

    The following is a non-paid advertisement for the ZAPS hate-tell reception program.

    Have you always wanted to be called a sc-umbag?
    Really have a need to be called a piece of ***** over the internet?
    Maybe you just get off to other individuals misdirected hatred?

    Well if you join, you can have all those things and possibly more simply by having our outfit tag next to your name! Guaranteed results in 1 week! Some have seen results within 24 hours!

    Still want more? Well then we have great news for you, we have recently begun expanding our hate program outwards to Facebook, Twitter, and Twitch as well.

    Free samples! WOW!

    "Are you required to hack to be in ZAPS?" - G******k

    "ZAPS are a bunch of whiners and cheats." - some guy on Facebook!

    "sirpurplepeopleeater is a f@gg just like the rest of ZAPS LOL" - one of our newest fans!

    And finally, while not available at the time of this posting to comment himself, I feel confident that the following represents the opinion of our #1 fan!

    "I do not like you. I hate all of you. I hope you all get banned. I'm better than all of you. Half of you are hacking monkeys, especially that one guy with the sva." - S****t
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  6. rguitar87

    omg I'm so smart, did my 4th grade reading context clues workbook. :D
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  7. Corezer

    I got my package early!



    Whoops wrong one!
  8. Cswic


    You got one wrong :)
  9. Genserik


    That better not be me. I don't recall saying that....
  10. Cswic

    :p It's not. I thought it was an easy one.

    Here's a hint guys:

    He's NC and tends to say stuff like that a lot.
  11. rguitar87

    I edited my homework, plz dont fail me Ms.Cswic.
  12. Genserik

    Ok thank god. It's quite funny that the asterisks match up perfectly.

    And Rguitar, how could you think of me first? :(
  13. pyradacor

    Would be fun to see you guys attack for once :p

    Still, always a good fight.
  14. rguitar87

    I thought it was a joke. XD
  15. sam38

    ZAPS ALWAYS attacks sometimes, and when the enemy has one of our points controlled, we ATTACK the point :eek:
  16. Frizzbro

    "How does one join the ZAPS? cheat and be a f@ggot?"

    "How many of you really are legit? SOE is so dumb for not banning you and your hoodlums"

    "You guys should do MLG..wait nevermind you arent allowed because you all hack"

    JOIN ZAPS TODAY!
  17. Shanther

    Oh so salty.
  18. zedfonsie

    \

    Hmm, g, g, goat, goat goatsack, it's goatsack knew it I win a millon pesos woo
  19. Byakkotai

  20. rguitar87