Why Do TR/ NC Get Dump Butts? VS Booty is OP

Eugenics at work, only the finest a$$es survive.

Why is this thread so Higby hilarious.

Excuse me Angry TR Radio Guy, is it wrong for me to camp behind a VS sniper without killing him for a few minutes? No? Good.

Yes, appreciate our gluteal superiority!

Of course we TR lift. Here is our morning warm up.


Then we go bench press vanguards

I don't understand how this has gone unaddressed. It isn't even on the roadmap.

I think that this contributes to balance. The VS got a larger booty, while the NC has a larger chest, and TR is in the middle. Perfect balance. If you don't like it, join us in our purple abundance in our rear assets!

Necro, but worth it for booty.

Less than a week is not a necro, young padawan.

Considering that the OP is from January of 2013 and only revived this past Sunday, yes I believe it fits the definition of a necro post.

We don't need to tell the mods that...

in my coountry that would expose almost all soldier's man boobs

We need new implants. I'll let you guess what kind.

I am bringing this thread back from the dead! For the Butt!
Iä ! Iä ! Cthulhu fhtagn !

Anyways, TR butt is actually preeety good, just, under protection.

VS *** needs nerfing, so OP I'm gay for it.

This poor necrothread was revived twice.

Expecting another bump in 2016.

Has anyone added the polygon map of butts?
http://i.imgur.com/Qet5Eqi.jpg
It pretty much proves that Vanu butt is Opie OP

Here's my Vanu toon, and she's carapaced in Heavy Assault armor (circa 2013). BOOTY! And it's not just the booty, look at dem hips! Notice that rightward hitch.

Now to go get some Medic pics. Gotta show off those Darkstar helmets.

TR needs exoskeletons to lift stuff? Explains why the lose all the time.

Vanu should use their butts to deflect grenades and make them bounce back.