What do name your vehicle/Infantry loadouts?

Title says it all. Do you have any weird/interesting names for your loadouts?

They are totally lame. My HA has "AV", "AA" and "CQC". My Engineer has "Demolition", "Support" and "CQC".
The rest are so rarely used that I don't have bothered naming them. I just use the first loadout so no point in naming them.

Same with the vehicles with one exception. I have a Flash load out called "Furious radar" because it's my load with the scout radar and a Fury.

You can name them? Hot diggity dog!

For my LA, I've got "Phobbed off" (Phobos), "R u Sirius?" (Sirius SMG) and "Bog Standard" (default)
For my Inf, I've got "Bolt action lovin'" (XM98), "El Classico" (default), and "nub" (Sirius SMG)

AI Max = F*ck out my way

AA Max = Oh you think you can fly, huh?

AV Max = lol, tanks

Just kidding, I keep it simple... Grinder Max, Burster Max, Raven Max

Well, I did name my Scythe's A2G loadout for "Thor's Hammer".

And my NC Hackmax loadout is simply called "Bouncer"

Mine are not really that interesting... Except maybe for my "Party Crasher" and "Party Crasher XL" respectively for my Harrasser and Sunderer loadouts that have the gate shield diffuser and spammy spammy Bulldogs.
Also, "Suicide-o-matic" for my turbo Flash, i almost forgot about the little bugger.

Either 'Normal' or the gun name/type.

People actually use this useless feature?

I didn't even know it existed... mine are all just loadout 1-3

Well, at least you didn´t miss anything.

My loadout names are all pretty functional, they are usually named after whatever the primary weapon is. For example for Engi they are just named Pulsar C, VX6-7 and Nova. If I have a class that I only use one weapon for (Medic or HA), then they're named after the scope attachment ie. SVA 2x, SVA NV etc.

For my main class (Engineer) i just have it named to the continents, my loadouts varies slightly on each cont but mainly just attachments for my gun..

My sunderer is called

"BangBus" - AMS

"Gate Crasher" - Shield Diffuser

most of my Infantry have a "ShotFun" loadout - Shotgun

I use a " 'weapon name' 'purpose' " format. On my medic: "Gauss Mid-Range", "GR-22 CQC", and "Gauss Plinker".

EDIT: That said, in light of some of the replies, I think I'll rename my Airhammer loadout to "Nerf Bat", because honestly I've barely noticed the change, and irony is fun.

Nope, for my HA I named them as follows

-Shotgun
-Orion Day
-Orion Night

They're pretty much self-explanatory, and yeah, the only difference between the later 2 is the NV attachment, I'm too lazy to change that manually

see I wish mine could be that nice... but I can't cause we only have 3 slots each class and I have more than 3 weapons for all but the infiltrator (I use them all), each one has multiple different attachment setups, and I have a bunch of different nades, utilities and stuff I switch around.. the new camo switching things has been awesome for me tho

I know I probably don't NEED them all... but damn it I bought them all and I'm gonna use them... lol

I wish they would add the ability to get more load-out spaces ... I'd even pay cash for them

what they do

example
surrender:
repair
ammo
shield

tank:
vehicle
infantry

flash:
scout
turbo

HA:
striker
unguided

medic:
revive
heal

engineer:
clay
C4
mine

i dont use camos as camouflage , i only use camos for fashion , so that does not apply to me

guns i change all the time and i change them on ALL at the same time, so that does not matter either

and still i agree i could use a few more loadouts, at least 1 each but optimal would be 3

Infantry, Elite, Commando.

Usually translates to:
Standard "mid-range" rifle, SMG (+dumb-fire rocket for my heavy,) a long range weapon.

The exception is my infil, whom gets the SMG first, then the 24 round assault rifle, then a bolt-action.

MAX is:
More Dakka.
Fireworks.
Boom!

I'll let you figure out those configurations.

I typically only use one configuration for my vehicles, and the only one I've named is my [TR's] sunderer, "The Red Tide."

most of mine are basic and descriptive

i did make an exception for inf w/ SMG ("smg like whoa~") and medic with PA shotgun ("sweet baby jesus") though