I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate our satisfaction... DaybreakGames, Taking shortcuts, because, we can. For the good of all of us, (except the ones who lagged out) But there's no sense crying over every ragequit, you just keep on farming til' you run out of tanks, and directives get done, you unlock a neat gun, for the people who are still subscribed! I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now! Even though you're prolly on free, And arn't paying your fee... We gave you lolpods! We gave you some carbine unlocks too! As you bought it with SC, we were so happy for you! But we're still in profit, it's a beautiful line! And we're still in beta, but releasing as full! So I'm glad you pay full price, Seven-buck striker, yeah that's right! For the people who are still subscribed! Just try and leave me. I know you'll be back with a credit card... Maybe you'll find another game to play. Maybe play Hardline. That was a joke, HAHA FAT CHANCE! Anyway, your cash is great. It's so delicious and green! Look at me still talking when there's profit to make! Better hug your Vulcan, and hope we don't nerf you! There are laws of physics to ignore, And aircraft to break more, For the people who are still subscribed! Pay seven dollars if you're not subscribed. Another seven if you're not subscribed. Another pistol if you're not subscribed. Another carbine if you're not subscribed. Another tank-gun if you're not subscribed. And buy it if you're subbed too! $_$ ^.^ I like big tanks and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny, when a tank rolls in without radar and that engine in your face, you get C4! The big blue armor she's wearin', I'm hooked and I can't stop starin', oh babe, I wanna C4 ya, and take your nanites! My homeboys tried to warn me, but that tank you got makes me C4ny.
