As the title suggests. My personnal favourite: defending Quartz Ridge Camp against an oncoming NC tank zerg, we fortified the North gate with MANA AV turrets and the like. NC zerg comes into view, and its a big-un; a good 40-odd Vanguards and a metric crap-ton of Sundys and Lightnings. The second they come into range, we let rip, downing 2 vanguards and a lightning in the first volley. I kid you not, THE ENTIRE DAMN ARMY stops, mills about for a while, then turns about and retreats. Turns out it was a French outfit. Figures.
Well, there was this one time I was trying to escape a Mossie's rocket pods in my Flash, and I ramped up a stair case into a building. The front half of my Flash was wedged in a shelf.
Well there was this one time at band camp.............no...think I'll save that story for another day....
I was screwing around with a turbo flash on the crown. I climbed the tower, then rocketed off the top of it into the sky I rammed and killed a mosquito. I've also managed to re-enact this scene twice, against low health ESFs. once with the Pandora, and the other day with the Phobos.
Accidentally killing half of my air squad with a galaxy, stopping by my BR < 10 NC and sniping every off of magrider hill.
One time, I ran out of ammo defending a base in north indar against the nc, alone. It was a bloodbath.... A MAX died to a pistol bloodbath. However, I decided to make the most of it, screaming "Out of ammo! Don't shoot." So, they held me at gunpoint, and listed all my "war crimes", all while strapping me to the brim with C4, and piling into a nearby Sunderer. They drove the sunderer at me, while a thirteenth man detonated the C4 on my body as I was about to be ran over, killing me, and twelve brave executioners.
