Okay...so you're running around, enemy everywhere and like every few minutes, taking up the entire center of your screen in giant bold red letters... HEY THIS IS LIKE A BROADCAST MESSAGE OR SOMETHING, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T DO THAT THING YOU WERE JUST THINKING ABOUT DOING. JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE, MULL IT OVER AND COME BACK TO IT MAYBE. HOW WAS YOUR DAY? MINE WAS A DOOZY, LEMME TELL YA... And another few seconds right after that message? OH YEAH, I ALMOST FORGOT, THE HOT WATER HEATER ISN'T WORKING RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP YOUR SHOWERS SHORT OR TAKE EM COLD. ALSO, COULD YOU STOP BY THE STORE AND PICK UP SOME SOUR CREAM? I WAS THINKING OF MAKING FAJITAS TONIGHT. Could you guys just stick these messages in one of the corners or at the bottom of the screen or literally ANYWHERE ELSE BUT THE MIDDLE OF THE @#%*(&@# SCREEN? AMIRITE?
