We also need boats. Not cool boats but dinky little paddle boats. Would be lol worthy to see an entire army cross a river in little boats yelling "HEAVE, HO. HEAVE, HO" in proxy chat.
Eh, with our luck they would only add in a forced voiceover when you enter water. "I'M WET, GETTING WET HERE, THIS WATER IS WET!" ... ... ... On second thought, that has possibilities. Please continue.