Please don't ban Aimbotters and Cheaters.

sideshow · Jan 23, 2013

I'm gonna stick with ban, but I like your suggestions OP.

NovaAustralis · Jan 24, 2013

Eyeklops said: ↑

“No, do stuff far more fun. Think outside of the box. Once a hacker is identified do this for ALL accounts linked to a unique hash that identifies that specific computer:

Flag the player so the server stops registering 75% of any damage dealt. But don't make it obvious, send the cheater fake kill messages so they think they are still "owning." Make the cheater think everybody is hacking because they get kill messages but the targets won't die.

Randomly highlight the cheater with a hex wide dorito for all enemies to see.

Randomly add between 4 and 10 seconds to the respawn timer.

Randomly, and frequently, triple all incoming damage.

Randomly skip X% of the letters in X% of the messages of all outgoing in game text communication so their mates think they are r3tarded. Example (/t ude im oning ths ns)

Randomly have instant action drop the cheater in the ocean, lava, or the center of an enemy tank zerg.

Other things to do:

Make PS2 randomly take 5 minutes to boot.

Force every zone change to take X amount of extra time.

Send random fake player data to the client and make the cheater freak out when nobody is there.

When they are out in the middle of nowhere and think they are alone, create some gunfire sounds and damage them a few times, but don't kill them. They will go nuts trying to figure out why the ESP is not working.

Randomly start decreasing important player stats in very small amounts (accuracy, headshots...ect).

Disconnect the client X% of time a vehicle is pulled. Let them enjoy some vehicle timer rage.

Randomly make them to change their account password because "Your account has been hacked". Force a stupidly strong password, like 15 characters minimum with three non-adjacent numbers and two non adjacent capitol letters.

Give them a few free "special" camos, such at prison orange, ultra neon yellow, & electric neon blue. Be sure they actually glow a little bit. Make the camos look normal clientside. When they complain about it on the forums just call it "A nasty bug we are working hard on", but never fix it. When they un-equip "bugged" camos, randomly re-equip them.

Randomly transfer their characters to the Chinaside servers. Take a day or so each time to "correct" the issue. Give them a new free "bugged" camo for the inconvenience.

Any subtle thing to waste the cheaters time, but make it so they do not want create a new account.

”

Gold!

Chemicalnurd · Mar 4, 2013

Considering Smed did say they had plans to 'virtually tar and feather' cheaters, I think this is an amazing idea.
Needs to be added in. We could also make it so that sometimes when the hacker shoots at an honest player, they instantly die and the honest player gets the kill credit for it, making it feel like they're being aimbotted.
If they continue trying to play, make it so that when they spawn it's by drop pod in the middle of nowhere with a giant dorito that can be seen on the map and by anyone in their hex, and when they die is when the ban finally takes effect.
Oh, also, make it obvious that they're a hacker to, say, 50% of the people on their team in their hex all the time, and offer no grief for killing them. I say 50% so it actually looks to them like they're just being teamkilled regularly as opposed to deliberately.
Oh, and make it so that once in a while when they fire a gun, the bullet very slowly comes out, and then starts following them really slowly. When it hits them, it is an instant kill.

Fire Lord Derpy · Mar 4, 2013

Tetryon said: ↑

“This would be far more entertaining. Hell could hire a staff specifically to harrass hackers daily. would be awesome.”

Hire? I'm sure some players would PAY to harrass hackers.

ButhoxC · Mar 4, 2013

/necro

RadarX · Mar 4, 2013

We are going to go ahead and let this one head back down. If you see someone you believe is cheating, please use /report.

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