Official Emerald TR/NC Alert Truce Documentation

Official Emerald TR/NC Alert Truce Documentation

The below is a legally binding and copyright agreement form – created and envisioned under the “srs bsns Rules of the Internet, Intranet, and any form of web based communication.

Emerald New Conglomerate and Terran Republic Truce
Upon agreeing to this truce, you will henceforth be named any variation of New Conglomerate and Terran Republic as long as 50% of each name is used in such variation, Different grammatic tense is allowed and encouraged.

Acceptable Names

• New Terran
• Conglomerate Republic
• Republic Conglomerate
• Repglomerate
• Conglopublic
• New Terran Republican Conglomerate

Etc etc ad infinitum.

Documentation Purpose
The purpose of this document is to wholly decree that the below signed outfits and soldiers do wholeheartedly agree to with only the conditions below as exceptional circumstances. This agreement is only for alert times, with emphasis that only the undersigned are to be held accountable.

By posting a response below this thread, you tacitly agree to abide by below articles and rules, with no exception except what is listed in article 2 and 3. You must expressly state you do not agree if you wish to post and not be a part of this agreement.

Article 1: Core Concept

The document states that under a territory alert condition the Terran republic and New conglomerate will

1. Cease any and all hostile activities towards each other.
2. Announce to their compatriots, whether blueberries or cherries, pubbies or pugs, or any other kind of nickname or pseudonym in any known or currently unknown language, that hostilities against each other is to cease.
   1. In circumstances where said compatriots emulate the intellect of said fruit based pseudonyms, continue to remind them of said truce.
      1. If compatriots still persist in breaking truce, use of either BCP or Wisdomcube ridicule is allowed.
3. Divide the map between TR and NC evenly based on major facilities or choke point bases.
   1. If bases are not evenly divided at the start of an alert, please see the below list for each specific continent and facilities.

Indar:

• Quartz Ridge-Indar Excavation
• West Foothills – Indar Comm Array
• The Palisade – East Foothills
• Howling Pass – NS Material Storage
• Storage Scarred Mesa –Regent Rock
• Crossroads Watchtower – Xenotech Labs
• Exception – The Crown (No Articles listed would work when applied to the Crown despite repeated attempts)

Esamir - Amerish - Hossin - Figure it out yourselves.

1. Enforce a full and unmeasured attack on the Vanu Sovereignty. This includes full combined arms, MLGYOLOSWAG360NOSCOPE420FORLYFE, and the mission critical need for /yell meta at teenager maturity with emphasize on high levels of mega-higbys.
2. Communication between outfits is highly encouraged. This agreement only lists NC methods of communication, but any and all TR equivalents are automatically added to this agreement.
   1. Command Channel (Be wary of Trolls)
   2. NCHeadquarters.com
   3. Planetside 2 Forums
   4. Tells in Game
   5. Coalitionofbadass.com
      1. This site contains an API to see the exact name and number of what outfits and soldier are currently on Auraxis. There is also a chat feature built into the site.
3. All rage, drunken come ons, mentions of anime, and flashes of exposed genitalia are to be directed towards the VS.
   1. Both factions are expected to make use of the superb spandex lexicon available . Please see your faction meta trolls for access to said lexicon.

Article 2: Three Way Fights.
In event of a three way fight, Article 1 still applies in addition to the below.

The rules of engagement, henceforth called "ROE" are changed to reflect both the frantic nature of the battle, as well as TR/NC relations. See below rules and examples for etiquette.

1. Infantry whether VS or opposing faction are now excluded from the protection granted by Article 1
   1. This does not apply to infantry currently capturing a base point. Article 1 still applies in those instances.
2. Snipers are to focus on the VS.
3. Armor and air units are to focus solely in the VS.
4. No hostile action is to be taken against opposite factions armor or air units.
5. There is to be no Tank Mining or C4'ing the alternate faction's Sunderers or Vehicles of any kind.
6. All Spawn Points from the alternate faction are to be defended.
7. Territory control- in the event if a three way fight, the faction with the most open fronts against the Vanu will allow the opposite faction to control he base and further spread the VS front line.
   1. In the event an equivalent number of fronts are opened, the base will go to whichever faction brings the greater number of mega-higby's to the fight.

Article 3: Domination

1. In the event of a complete warp gate of the VS, both factions are to camp said warfare with every weapon conceivable either in game or without.
2. In the event of a continuing warpgate camp scenario, the two faction are to do as follows based on the actions of the VS
   1. If the VS continue to come out of the Warpgate and attack – get your farm on until the 20 minutes before the end of the alert. At the twenty minute mark, all truce agreements are considered null and void until the next alert.
   2. If VS population drops below 20%, all articles are considered null and void. Open conflict is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Article 4: Shame

In the event the VS mount a defense so powerful that it overrides any attempt by both factions to repress them (Also known as the grape, blueberry, cherry DP) all involved outfit commanders are to recind authority to another member of the outfit which will be decided on an outfit by outfit basis. Seppeku is encouraged.

May Vanu welcome a great multitude of His children into His arms in the afterlife. Amen.

Line 2: Syntax error: Expected closing " before end-of-line. /pendant

However, I do not agree to this doctrine as it requires that I (a) stop fighting TR, (b) willingly give territory to TR (c) actively fight VS and (d) the names are silly -- the "New Conglomerate" name would persist as the new name, as the previous New Conglomerate would be, effectively, the old conglomerate.

I suggest we have an agreement on what kind of symbolism to use to indicate a truce if TR and NC meet on the battlefield. I propose moving the mouse up and down to make your character look like it's nodding at an TR or NC.

Perhaps swinging your knife or carrying an ammo pack.

Two crouches followed by a single shot in the air.

Great idea. Now that you are trying to make it official, it would be very funny if a bunch of VS outfits just moved to either NC or TR and started pushing their "allies".

have fun shooting each other "by accident"

goku has already done this a few times for fun on TR.

It'd probably be easier if NC and TR just both agree to fight VS and VS only on different fronts. I suppose the only problem with that is countering the Goku-led VS swarms against one empire of the other. When VS comes, it's a tidal wave of purple and purple orb spam.

Just to clarify: I don't care if NC wins an alert over TR or vice versa, so long as VS gets shut out most or all of the time. That would be pleasant.

if both are attacking continuously then the swarm will have to split up to counter you and it will be far easier to deal with.

Wow why teaming against VS? what did they do this time?

they were icky.

My thighs are ready for copious celebratory crouching over the combined corpses of the NC and TR.

Sigh...

Now I wish I went VS. I didn't realize how weeny my faction really was.

You know what they say about crushing grapes; it makes whine. Lots and lots of whine.

We can gauge the success of this alliance by how much beverage we have available for the post-war victory toast.

The manly muscular bodies clad in revealingly tight spandex make them question their own sexuality.

Let's open a betting pool for if this actually starts up or how long it lasts - negative numbers and zero for the former, positive numbers for the latter.

WTF is going on in Emerald, whenever I play my TR on there I never seem to have any problems with the VS other then they seem a lot more vocal in a negative manner then compared to Connery.

We forum goers of the TR and NC persuasion have to spread the good word in-game, through /yell, /region and /orders. I tried every few spawns while in NC territory to let them know we were allying, but I ended up deep in VS territory after a bit and couldn't spread the word any more. Rest of you guys are gonna have to help spread the word, too, if you want to make this thing work.

I suggest just avoiding the NC, when you see them, while letting them know in /yell what you're doing. Enough recognition going around that TR isn't engaging NC might help things along, too.