[NC] GOON The Biggest Swaggest Outfit N THE WORLD!!!

Congratulations Planetside 2 players! The SWAGGIEST outfit in Planetside 2 is now recruiting public members. [UPDATED]

[GOON] (also known as “Higby’s Heroes”) wants more cool dudes, so we're opening our doors to qualified applicants. If you're on Emerald, you've probably said to yourself, well I've seen these GOONs online before, they seem like there are a lot of them and they stick together and /yell funny things. Well that’s all true, but let me tell you a little more about our GOON.

Overview
GOON is an NC (New Conglomerate) outfit on the Mattherson Emerald server. We have a lot of fun playing together. We have super serious guys, and we have real laid back guys, we have spec ops GOONs and even an air wing! It’s the outfit you want to join if you love freedom and hate the restrictions imposed by other large outfits who require you to do this or that. GOON leadership sets the objective and lets YOU determine the best way to accomplish it. We trust our own people.

Size
We have over 100 total outfit members, and we are still growing every day! That means we need some new faces.

Coordination
We have various levels of coordination in GOON ranging from just “swarm” nights to squad-by-squad organized runs with air and armor support. We go from being the sledge hammer that breaks the front, to flanking from both sides and blocking the back door. How it ends up on any given night sort of bends with how the horde is feeling and may depend on a lot of things including who’s on and how many GOONs we're rolling. Although there are often scheduled events for the more serious players.

Balance
Whether it is the weight of the pendulum or the direction of the wind, we strike a fantastic balance between being serious and having fun. You've got those outfits that are too serious and you've got those outfits that refuse to take anything seriously. We're right smack dab in the middle. You can crack a joke without someone yelling at you to clear comms, but we're mostly averse to repetitive fart noises. 99% of nights you cannot help but have fun in this outfit.

Fun
Let’s talk some more about fun! We have a lot of fun in Higby’s Heroes! We use our horns more than we use our weapons and that is a fact. Whenever you see us drive by our horns are blaring and were yelling over proximity chat.You are accompanied by horns of our vehicles, flashes, sundies, tanks, everything has a horn!

Tues and Thursdays: SPOCK Ops
Fridays: Drunk Ops
Sunday: Quiz Ops (Special Occasions)
Random Events: Knife Ops, Shotgun Ops.

Recruitment
Just find the Outfit list and look for [GOON], we used up 100% of 2000 words allowed in our info bubble, because we give a 100%!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! Our general requirement is that you have a microphone, use the voice comm software Discord, and not be an awful person. We recruit people who have funny names (sometimes) OR good sense of humor. We will help you with training and selecting the best weapons, because the best training happens in the field.


When joining the outfit through the outfit selection menu or when sending an application please write something in the box, because it means you put in the effort to show you are not a complete lazy bastard. You can write one word and have a higher chance of recruitment, like 100000% chance higher, than not doing anything at all.


In summary

Requirements to join
Discord (optional) (we would really, really, really, like it if you had it)
Good humor
Basic motor functions
No life (optional)
Lack of Social skills (optional)
Out the *** patriotism

Uniform
Shatter camo (Optional)
Cavalier hat (Optional)
Pink camo (Optional)
Any horn you can buy (Optional)

Sorry about double posting we could not get a hold of the OP who made the first one.

My name is IGROWWEARYOFTHISWORLD and I approve of this message. GOON rulez, and here's what we're about:

I have updated the post a bit.

Best update!

Our horns will be with you!

If you feel the urge to join the GOON, but not sure about it feel free to PM me to see if you would be Happy in the GOON, because i can understand if we are not for everyone. (Kind of like Rum or 190 proof Moonshine)

BOP IT, wait, no... Bump it!

UPDATE.......

BUMP IT! Bump it, Real good!

GOON bump

Sorry, guys just here to BUMP!

Update!

Self centered BUMP

What? Goon here just to tell you we're recruiting since we purged our outfit? WE'RE STILL THE BIG SWAGGIEST OUTFIT!



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

When are you GOON boys running ops nowadays? Haven't really seen much of ya'll since Snuggles was at the helm.

We're mostly active on fridays and saturdays, if you haven't seen much of us it might be because we shrunk. But we are still the Swaggiest.

IT's GOON, ******

PLEASE. If you want to join the outfit, please remember to put something in the application. YOU MUST SHOW US YOU WANT IT!!!

OG Stormtroopers!

........BUMP........