Ho ho ho, Jingle bells, TR smells, NC is the best. Oh what fun it is to ride a Vanguard through the rest, Rushing through the snow, In a Vanguard on the way, Oh what fun it is to ride, Shielded all the way, Bombs on a Reaver's wing, Making the night bright, Oh what fun it is to bomb and sing a slaying song tonight Jingle bell, VS hell, TR does it right, Oh what fun it is to sing the BRRT song in the night, Dashing through the sands, With a cycler in the hands, All hail our ROF and sing, TR for the win, Magazines in our hands, Ammo loaded tight, Fighting through the lands, Slaying is our plight, Jingle's hot, NC's not, VS has the smarts, Oh what fun it is to slide In the plasma light, Burning plasma bright, Stomping to the cap, Ending this fight, Taking the entire map, Using all our tech, To keep them all back, We are fighting for our right, To wear that spandex tight.