FevR recruiting

Discussion in 'PlayStation 4 Outfit Recruitment' started by Dirge, Dec 12, 2015.

  1. KingKable

    Free bump from a TR scrub. Love fightin against you guys and hope you pick up some more worthy shooters!
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  2. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    Want to learn how to TK... This is the group for you.
    Want to learn how not to enjoy the game... This is the group for you.
    Tired of living a happy life and want to become toxic... This is the group for you.

    Don't have any skills... No problem. They just talk trash.

    Wanna 1 v 1 someone... Don't worry the entire clan is got your back.

    http://imgur.com/P70EF5R

    Toodles! Free bump! And so it begins!
  3. Dirge


    Lol.

    Are you drunk?
  4. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    FevR's theme song...

    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a tking we will go!
    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    We'll pick out a dude and tk this dude,
    And then we'll go!

    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a tking we will go!
    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    We'll talk some trash because we're trash,
    And then we'll go!

    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a tking we will go!
    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    We'll 5 v 1 after challenging to a 1 v 1,
    And then we'll go!

    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a tking we will go!
    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Marksman sucks because he copulates with ducks,
    And then we'll go!

    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a tking we will go!
    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Dirge is a woman that cries like a baby,
    And then we'll go!

    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Heigh ho, the dairy-o, a tking we will go!
    A tking we will go, a tking we will go,
    Elite's the groupie and avaible to everybody,
    And then we'll go!
    Second bump tonight! I really love these guys! They are as awesome as a baseball bat with barbed wire stuck where the sun don't shine!

    Toodles!
  5. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    I'm not. Funny thing is I am old enough to buy my own drinks if I want to unlike you.

    Toodles!
  6. Dirge


    Then why are you so stupid?
  7. Dirge


    I like.
  8. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    They are the tking and grieving experts. Join up today and complete your mastery of tking and grieving other players.

    61 2016-03-05 04:42:03 Esamir Unknowntitan (14) [ABYS] Toodles (107) TX1 Repeater
    62 2016-03-05 04:40:00 Esamir [FevR] Douchey (107) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    63 2016-03-05 04:39:36 Esamir [FevR] Dirge (90) [ABYS] Toodles (107) VX6-7
    64 2016-03-05 04:38:11 Esamir [FevR] ImBadAtInfantry (100) [ABYS] Toodles (107) H-V45
    65 2016-03-05 04:37:47 Esamir [FevR] ImBadAtInfantry (100) [ABYS] Toodles (107) NS-44P Commissioner
    66 2016-03-05 04:37:22 Esamir [FevR] ImBadAtInfantry (100) [ABYS] Toodles (107) H-V45
    67 2016-03-05 04:35:58 Esamir [FevR] ImBadAtInfantry (100) [ABYS] Toodles (107) C-4
    68 2016-03-05 04:35:47 Esamir [FevR] ImBadAtInfantry (100) [ABYS] Toodles (107) H-V45
    69 2016-03-05 04:35:41 Esamir [S0F] Marksman5147 (104) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    70 2016-03-05 04:35:31 Esamir [FevR] Dirge (90) [ABYS] Toodles (107) VX6-7
    71 2016-03-05 04:35:23 Esamir [FevR] Douchey (107) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    72 2016-03-05 04:35:12 Esamir [FevR] Dirge (90) [ABYS] Toodles (107) VX6-7
    73 2016-03-05 04:35:04 Esamir [FevR] Douchey (107) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    74 2016-03-05 04:34:59 Esamir [FevR] Douchey (107) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    75 2016-03-05 04:34:54 Esamir [FevR] Douchey (107) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    76 2016-03-05 04:34:46 Esamir [FevR] Douchey (107) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    77 2016-03-05 04:34:21 Esamir [S0F] Marksman5147 (104) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    78 2016-03-05 04:33:40 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) [FevR] Dirge (90) NS-11C
    79 2016-03-05 04:30:53 1kill Esamir Jennifer28 (17) [ABYS] Toodles (107) T1 Cycler
    80 2016-03-05 04:30:53 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) Jennifer28 (17) NS-11C
    81 2016-03-05 04:29:26 Esamir [S0F] Marksman5147 (104) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    82 2016-03-05 04:29:20 2kills Esamir [S0F] Marksman5147 (104) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
    83 2016-03-05 04:28:47 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) [S0F] Marksman5147 (104) NS-11C
    84 2016-03-05 04:28:35 12s Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) Pizdathehero (5) Spitfire Auto-Turret(Spitfire Auto-Turret)
    85 2016-03-05 04:28:23 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) ooli (80) NS-11C
    86 2016-03-05 04:27:55 1kill Esamir Katzhuro (37) [ABYS] Toodles (107) LC2 Lynx
    87 2016-03-05 04:25:30 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) [G00N] Joexguerrero (23) NS-11C
    88 2016-03-05 04:24:15 3kills Esamir Infuego (25) [ABYS] Toodles (107) MANA Anti-Personnel Turret(MANA Anti-Personnel Turret)
    89 2016-03-05 04:23:53 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) Camilou (31) Tank Mine
    90 2016-03-05 04:23:53 34s Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) Camilou (31) Tank Mine
    91 2016-03-05 04:23:19 Esamir [ABYS] Toodles (107) [RWlf] Ct260 (26) Spitfire Auto-Turret(Spitfire Auto-Turret)
    92 2016-03-05 04:22:45 1kill Esamir [S0F] Marksman5147 (104) [ABYS] Toodles (107) Betelgeuse 54-A
  9. Dirge

    And what he fails to mention is that this TK fest was the result of him blatantly attempting to TK us, and failing horribly. We TK each other and those who try to TK us. Very rarely anyone else. So nice slander m9.
  10. CommTruise

    Please stop tking my outfit and sending them hateful YouTube links to Hitler speach videos. Thx
  11. Dirge

    Who is doing it, if I may ask? I will tell them to stop.
  12. Cheezy Q

    Let's get the truth out there for prospective VS players:

    Basically Toodles starts a personal war by TKing FevR. FevR defends itself by destroying Toodles every time he tries to TK. Then Toodles comes to the forums and whines about sucking so bad he couldn't actually TK anyone on FevR, despite his efforts to do so. And instead of condemning the actions of a fool in their ranks, CommTruise doubles down on it, making himself a bigger fool by backing Toodles both in the main forums and here in these recruiting forums.

    The fact that the Abyss brings this to the recruiting forums, and is openly supporting the vile actions of a salty idiot, exposes their leadership for what they are - a bunch of petty, delusional, gullible cowards that would rather fight with members their own faction over a philosophical difference than resolve disagreements amicably and fight as brothers in the game.

    Here's the difference between Abyss and FevR (aside from the obvious massive skill gap): FevR doesn't take arguments on the forums into the game itself. Yes, FevR believes that statistics are a reasonable measure of skill, and Abyss does not. Yes, FevR doesn't approve of spamming Liberators, ESFs, and Maxes while Abyss actively relies on those things for their success.

    Regardless of that philosophical difference, FevR has never instigated TKing on anyone in the game. FevR has only TKed in self defense. Apparently, not only does Abyss instigate with members of their own faction, they openly condone the behavior. Perhaps if you're looking for an outfit, this fact will weigh in on your decision.

    Personally, I highly recommend DBT and NKey. I'd recommend VOID as well. Hell, at this point I'd recommend TPU over Abyss, given what this action by Toodles and subsequent endorsement by Hawkin and CommTruise says about them. Good luck to you, whoever you choose.
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  13. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    Ever wanted to be MLG and know you will never make but still want to feel like MLG.

    Then join FevR. We are a bunch of MLG wannabes that picked this game up because we will never make it other games.

    We hold competitive MLG "type" games in Hossin to get fulfill our lost sense of satisfaction.
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  14. Dirge

    ?

    We play the game. We have fun. We don't run our outfit like some pseudo military boot camp. We troll people like you. You're just jealous.

    Mad cuz bad af.
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  15. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    Don't have any gun-game but are extremely toxic. FevR is the place for you. We will teach you the ways of video editing so that even the worst of you will look like the best.

    We have an in-house training program called DDP (Dirge's Dodging Programing). In this program we will teach you all the video editing skills that you will need to make you look MLG. And its free!!!

    All you have to do to prove yourself worthy of FevR is join us in tking some random person at least 20 times and then threaten to make them leave the game if they don't apologize!
  16. Dirge


    So you have gotten to the point where you are lying? Cool. Keep embarrassing yourself.
  17. Cheezy Q

    Hey everyone, come on over to the FevR recruitment forums to observe a true wonder. Here in the FevR recruiting forums we are sponsoring the SALTIEST player EVER to grace the battlefields of Auraxis - Toodles!

    What should you know about Toodles? Well, he mostly posts drunk. Or at least that's what we assume here in the FevR recruiting forums. We like to give r3tards the benefit of the doubt, anyway.

    The amazing thing about Toodles is that all you EVER have to do to invite his, LOL, uh...wrath...is simply say something he disagrees with. See, Toodles mommy didn't quite give Toodles the "sticks and stones" lesson. Or, perhaps he was just too dumb to understand.

    Either way, we get to enjoy his incessant crying. But let's also take a moment to tell a bedtime story with Toodles as the theme.

    Offended by the fact that he just might be one of the worst players on VS, and the fact that someone dared to point it out, Toodles took to the battlefield, and lashed out against Marksman in an attempt to soothe his rage against a clearly superior player.

    Unfortunately, Toodles' garbage aim proved to be his downfall, and Marksman TK'd him instead. After getting trashed multiple times by Marskman, Toodles' ran away teary-eyed to try his luck TKing someone else - Dirge.

    Success! Catching Dirge by surprise while he was shooting someone else, Toodles was finally able to feel superior to SOMEONE...if only for a moment. But, sad little Toodles had poked the wrong bear, and was thoroughly embarrassed by the previously mentioned Dirge. And all of Dirge's friends joined in on kicking the poor little child's teeth in. Poor dumb little Toodles' was taught a very important lesson...or so we thought.

    Sobbing uncontrollably, through blurred lenses the heartbroken Toodles aired his frustrations the only way he knew how - he cried to his mommy. Feeling sorry for her pookie bear, and enraged that someone would DARE hurt poor Toodles' feelings, Toodles' mommy logged into his DBG account on the forums and proceeded to fiercely defend her little baby with a severe tongue-lashing.

    She huffed and she puffed, and...FevR laughed their collective @sses off. The very next morning, feeling refreshed after a good night's rest from his good cry, Toodles checked the forums and discovered his mommy's mistake. But it was too late now, Toodles was the laughingstock of the forums.

    Toodles anger was reaching FevR pitch, and as a result, he vowed to aim in a general direction of a FevR player whenever he sees one, and miss so many shots that the FevR player dies from laughing.

    To be continued...
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  18. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    FevR is now introducing classes in Basic Cyber Bullying.

    Can't get the better someone. No worries! FevR is here for you. We will teach the techniques of basic bullying. This way is someone does get the better of you, we will show you how to get the better of them by showing you various ways on how to bully them.

    Disclaimer: We offer on Basic Cyber Bullying as we still havent figured out what to do when the person we are bullying retaliates. It's a work in progress!
  19. Dirge

    Good job, you just described yourself.

    You ever read Ender's game? I am Ender, you are Stilson, we are Ender's practice group. kek


    Also huge kek on us not being able to get the best of people. We get the best of every other outfit in this game in an even fight.



    Oh, and this demonstrates perfectly what terrible player and salty a guy toodles is:
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  20. MrMcGiggittyGoo

    FevR now announces F.A.R.T. Yes! Exactly like what is means, stands and smells like.

    F.A.R.T is FevR Acting Response Training. If you have no skills don't worry about. We will teach you how to F.A.R.T. Yes we know it stinks and a good amount of times it makes a loud noise and is annoying but a F.A.R.T. is guaranteed to get you out of messy situations.

    So come F.A.R.T with us FevR guys and lets make big stinky loud noises together.

    And remember an outfit that F.A.R.Ts together stays together.