Derp Company [D3RP] - Ages 18+

Ready.... Set.......

Operations are running smoothly, and Derpy as ever! Check out a video from one of our members, Ghoststache! It brandishes our more.. silly side of things.

We're currently looking for more folks to join us in the fight, specifically Pilots!
Learn more @ derpcompany.com

A night with D3RP is more fun than a barrel of monkeys!

D3RP is a welcoming group with a mature, yet fun, attitude. So why not join us? Evolve or perish!
http://derpcompany.com/

Just had a great air operation! Learned a ton about dog fighting from you air division folks. Im glad to see the air division is running so well kicking *** and tacking names!

Hey there all! We had an exciting night last night with air. About 18 people showed up total to fly or gun. Did you know that even with those numbers, we're still actively looking to get even more space monkeys? We're not the only division in D3RP either that is recruiting. Though if you fancy flying around, be sure to check us out. Come on a Thursday night when we do training and operations!

See you, Space Cowboys.

D3RP company is currently looking for members to join our mechanized division. We need active drivers and gunners to support our infantry players. You can of course also play infantry when you want to. Mechanized division holds operations on Wednesdays at 8 and participates in the combined arms operations on saturdays at 8.

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Thought I'd just list a couple things that I am thankful for with Derp Company!
1. PS2 is a great game that keeps us entertained for hours.
2. The friendships and even relationships made within PS2 and the community surrounding it.
3. Our outfit leaders who invest time and money into keeping our Outfit up and running.

Thank you to all the members and leadership of Derp; you have made these last two years so much better than they would have been had I not found you guys and been welcomed so openly!

Hi, my name is EchoVisor. I am a new member to derp company, and thought i'd post a quick little blurb thing about the outfit. First off, it's extremely welcoming, i've never experienced any hostility or problems. Second, we are a well oiled machine of derp, we get **** done while laughing our ***** off. Third, the leaders are welcoming specifically, they won't treat you like trash. Fourth and most importantly, derp is love, derp is life. Enlist today!

The one thing I love most about Derp is that regardless of what goes down in RL, Derp is still here. Regardless of what it is that causes me to step away from the computer, and regardless of how long of a break I take, my place is always there. Derp always saves a spot for me, no matter what. <3 you guys.

D3rp Company wishes you all a very happy holidays with this music video. Enjoy!

Twas the night before Derpmas, and all throughout Esamir.
Not a creature was stirring, not even Gaydeer.
The proximity mines were hung by the doors with care.
In hopes that our leader would soon be there.

The outfit were all nestled all snug behind a warpgate.
While envisioning explosions, they knew his grim fate.
I was in my scythe, Kodark in his Magrider.
We had just settled, except for GeauxTigers.

When out on the field, there arose a great clatter.
I sprang out of my scythe, to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
I was surprised to see, it was only Ghoststache.

Through the mist of new fallen snow
I noticed there was someone else, lurking below.
When to the wandering eyes of our whole calvary,
A fat Galaxy, being lead by eight tiny Valkieries.

With a little old driver, so lively and gay,
We knew in a moment it must be Hythloday.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
He whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

Now Dlightz, now Daire! Now Animus and Clewrus
On Salad, on Dino. On Zettian and Anubus!
From the top of the warpgate, to the top of the wall!
Now get to the point, and kill them all.

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the base the coursers they flew.
With a galaxy full of infantry, and Hythloday too.

And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The running and laughing of each little goof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Hythloday came with a bound:

He was dress'd all to bare, from his head to his foot,
And his gun at the ready, careful aim he took;
A bundle of C4 was flung on his back,
And he look'd like a peddler just opening his pack:

His eyes - how they twinkled with madness! His dimples how scary,
His cheeks were like bruises, his nose like a fairy’s;
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a crow,
And the beard of his chin was as ugly as mithrawnudo’s;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his mouth,
And the smoke it started to stink up our house..
He had a broad face, and a little round belly
That shook when he laugh'd, like a bowl full of jelly:

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old man,
And I laugh'd when I saw him in spite of our plan;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know that we’d soon all be dead.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And fill'd all the outfit; with bullets like a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprung to his Galaxy, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew, like the down of a thistle:
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight-
Happy Derpmas to all, and to all a good night.

Hey now, I take offense to my awesome goatee being called an ugly beard. Otherwise, excellent stuff there Cinaeth! Very creative.

That was so beautiful. The hyth santa thing was perfect.

Combined ops night, come join the fun.

Everyone knows when Derp Company hits the scene!

Eyes to the sky Vanu, D3RP Air Ops are underway!

It's raining spandex!
Air ops in 30 minutes~

Infantry Operations in Derp Company are better than ever! We've introduced small teams gameplay to the mix, and it's proven popular! Many have the misconception that small team gameplay is for SPECHAL FORCES only, but frankly it's been the best decision for us in both social benefits and delivery on fun, rewarding gameplay experiences. Come check us out!

"SPECHAL FORCES" I like...

Hear ye hear ye! D3RP Company would like to formally invite any and all who wish to get a taste of our brand of kickassery to our Saturday Night Combined Arms Operations, tonight from 8pm - 11pm EST. Be the footsoldier who saves a base at the last second for victory; be the artillery that keeps the enemy shaking in their space boots out of fear and hiding in the spawn room; be the eye in the sky raining hell from above! It's your choice! Join us in teamspeak and we'll show you a good time!