Best Rage Tell Ever

Yesterday i got my VS-Lib shot down by a TR in a Scythe... (might been one of those bugs)

I once got called a "paypal noob"....

I dont even know what that is!?

ohmygosh I was thinking the same thing. This is EXACTLY what he would do. He's too xXxMLGPRO420xXx for me.

The most fun I have in this game are the spontaneous chat messages like the OP's. Well done! I wish more people would trash talk and stuff. I always play solo and spend a lot of time behind the front lines (Maytag calling!), so if I run across an Infiltrator or something I try to have fun with them. Sometimes it works out very well and I get many laughs out of it and maybe even make a new friend. Othertimes I get no response to my taunts so I just move on.

I used to send MBT pilots tells right before I detonated C4. "Boom."
I love the random gibberish some people spew. I once got a rage tell from another player whom I killed with Zepher when i was bombing their sunderer. I mean, I was aiming at the Sunderer and eventually killed it, but got like 4-6 kills from people spawning or resupplying. I was called a "Game breaking sky god" and that it was people like me who ruined the game. When i told him to stop QQing and get AA, he called me a kid (i'm 27 and an IT admin for a multinational TV production company) to which I may have replied something about waking up on the wrong side of the D.

Think its more like Your NC, Running over NC is your specialty.

My favorite was a time when I was playing slugMAX in a biolab. Some guy (who I don't even remember killing) called me a "gay coward," so I responded, "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my 50+ killstreak." For the next 5 minutes minimum, he stopped fighting altogether and just started spamming "COWARD COWARD COWARD COWARD" at me. It was pretty amusing, but eventually I had to /ignore him so I could see other tells and such. That killstreak topped out at 99, by the way, hehe.

If its enemies, enjoy their delicious tears. If its friendlies they have every right to scream and shout. I've seen drivers intentionally run over players and that annoys me no end as it was intentional TK and incredibly inconsiderate.

Oh no. I'll apologize to anyone friendly I TK. Either prox or tell, sometimes both.

I once TK'ed TheDeliMane pretty epically. I was driving a haraser out in the middle of nowhere and i see this body turn the corner with a rocket launcher. I panic and swap into the Canister and give it a complete snap shot- WHAM. Perfet Kill... except he's a friendly NC. I'm dying laughing and saying **** like "OMG! I'm so sorry bro1 I love you bro!" and he's just stunned and laughing too.

Disagree with title, I got the "best rage tell ever"... Unfortunately it was in Team Fortress 2, and probably too profane to post/link to? A quick glance at the rules seems to not want me to link anything that would violate the forums wordfilter but that doesn't seem very strictly enforced elsewhere? You can find it on your own by looking me up on Imgur, same name "Desideratus", the two are in my gallery.

They're potato-quality because I was on my netbook (away from my desktop at the time QQ), but it was on a super-late-night server, just me against three kids that I think were probably in the 12-14 age range. I love that the worst players are usually the mouthiest~

That's just good manners IMO.

Although one time I got revenge TK'd by the guy AS I WAS WRITING THE APOLOGY - so I just said "well, I was in the middle of saying sorry for running your centre-of-the-road running **** over, but now you can go stick your head up your ****"

Dude had a KDR of like 0.3 so it wasn't like I was ruining a "sick killstreak" or something.

If you weren't on Miller i'd wonder if it were Hammerboss

FINE. PS2 Rage tell

My favourite tell was someone who said to me, "I hope you step on a lego."

When I headshot someone I always love to send tells that simply say "Bink" just to ruffle their feathers. They usually try to find me and are successful in finding another bullet in their head.

I wouldn't wish that on anyone, that **** smarts.

Nope, never heard of it.

that was a very interesting read. thanks for that.

What a boss you are! The brass must be proud!

So much brass.

Indeed.
I always imagined Terran troopers imitating Starship troopers. The two share FAR too many similarities. Both are fascist, militaristic, and still use cartridges after the end of the 21st century.