Confess your most extreme team kills...

Discussion in 'PlanetSide 2 Gameplay Discussion' started by Darkelfdruid_LOL, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. Campagne

    Once, I rammed a reaver on the ground with a sunnderer and killed both myself and the pilot. I have no idea what the heck I was expecting to happen. :p
  2. P0INTMAN

    PS1: I OS'd a friendly galaxy. and a few vehicle terminals full of friendlies. mostly on purpose. I'm also guilty of the 'misleading galaxy forced eject' prank. I did that once on ceryshen over the ocean where there were no nearby beaches. I also did the galaxy eject prank with an old outfit of mine on ascension (battle islands/oshur).

    Getting in a galaxy with me in PS1 was a bad idea, considering i learned how to fly a galaxy from a guy made famous for figuring out how to make the physics of ps1 glitch out in hilarious ways.

    ps2: dude ran me over with his vanguard and then yelled at me.... so I blew his vanguard up.
  3. MrMurdok

    I cannot believe no one mentioned the Beta Grenades, I'll explain:

    Right now, all PS2 players are getting the easy way out: the night is bright, explosives work properly, the best CQC an Infil can have is an SMG, and grenades, well, Beta Grenades.

    Back in beta, there was a notorious bug, we called it "The old switcharoo", this bug occured whenever your character would throw a grenade, and Higby decided to play a trick on you. What would happen is, your guy would pull the pin out of the grenade, throw the pin and stuff the grenade back in his pocket. Needless to say, you could see full squads getting swallowed by fireballs that lit up the night, followed by a quick "SORRY GRENADE BUG SOE SUX :(" on /yell.
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  4. Maruun

    My most funny and embarrising teamkill:

    I was driving a Skyguard to protect my teammates. did a rather good job shooting down enemy ESF. We took several bases with the Zerg. After rearming near a Sundy i saw several mens entering the sundie and drviging of to the next point to capture. I followed them close by to give a bit of an escort for that fully manned Sunderer.
    We were driving on the road a while i followed like a good escort. They drove off from the road down into a ridge when we were close to the next base to capture.

    I followed them, fell from the ridge. Couldnt brake because of the innertia and drove over the entire Squad that was just getting out of that Sundie, all dead. That was the biggest roadkill i ever got. But they were cool i apologiest and gladly the sundie was deployed.
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  5. Stew360


    Actually there is No such thing as ( SHAME ) when you Tk a VS , its all good , actually you should feel rewarded ;)
  6. KnightCole

    I have a few TKs of people who dont seem to know which way they are going, or are walking in the middle of a road and i come barreling through and run them over, brakes dont seem to work well enough when they need to.

    2 other instances where a guy pointlessly and outta the blue TKd me, I commenced to TK his *** upon him spawning 3 times, id keep it up but beyond that its just pointless griefing.
  7. KnightCole


    Yeah, I need to remember NEVER get in anyone else's planes. I swear I have never been in a libby or gal that has no flipped and crashed on take off or crashed somewhere down the road, whcih is sad considering a chicken could be trained to fly these air craft. Press W, point mouse up.....
  8. vincent-

    Times I team kill is only because someone thought they were in call of duty and ran infront of my gun, turret, missile, and depending on class my grenades! Sticky other wise I don't care if they are running towards the jack wagons and than I got my self an exploding shield.

    Also very very very rare cases of bullet into the head for being a jack wagon to earn that bullet. As in destroying my vehicles on purpose, killing my team mates, killing me twice and at that point I find you which I will and have done in all my history of fps games and I will stab thee. The stories involved in this is great and entertaining.
  9. Badname6587

    Hammerboss may or may not have turned into a Hammerbomb from a galaxy over the out of bounds territory yesterday.

    Sometimes you just gotta hit the ejector seat.
  10. why spend my cash?

    This piece of **** kicked me from his outfit because I always pulled maxs.
    You wish you can get vehicle takedowns like me.
    Always talking about the next player.
    You should take a good look at yourself in the mirror.
    Go back underneath the rock you out crawled from.
  11. MrScrubbypants

    One time I tried to toss a grenade at some guys who were camping our spawn from inside the spawn room. Unfortunately, my grenade bounced off the shield and landed square into the middle of our spawn room. :eek:

    It took the UI about a minute to finish displaying all the TKs. Suprisingly, I did not get weapon locked.

    Oops.
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  12. Shadowomega

    Back in December I as flying a fully loaded galaxy on Amerish trying to get to Crux mining by the NC warpgate and flak around Amerish Arx. So I had to fly extremely low and behind the hills there, which takes you up the road. Coming on the blind curve at the end of Amerish Arx a smoking Magrider whips around trying to get away from AV fire only to run into the chin of the galaxy. The Magrider died instantly luckly I saved the galaxy.
  13. Pikachu

    I get close an allied smoking sunderer with intention of repaiting it. Suddenly a black figure with rocket launcher comes 5 m left of me. In reflex I shoot him with python HEAT just to realize it was a team mate HA with black flame camo.
    ".. ppl like destroy the game with their reaction like a potatoe .. hate teammates .. fu"
  14. Dcrd

    If i get into a good position and see someone luring a tank trying to hide right next to me - I shoot the guy and try to change my location asap. Tired of stupid deaths because of those idiots. I'm trying to be sneaky here ffs.

    If I don't get any heals after asking for them for a long time - I shoot the medic. If you chose to play medic - support or ****. (And yes I disable my cloaking ofc).

    If I find a good choking point to shoot, where I can be pretty effective I don't care if some idiot will get in my scope. He'll disappear 3 bullets after.

    If someone runs me over on their sh1tvehicle - I spawn as a HA and C4 them.

    Is someone teamkills me on purpose - I teamkill him back. If some clan tries to kill me because of one ******** member who can't drive his magrider - I hunt the whole clan down.

    Made my game experience alot more pleasurable, also never got a single weapon lock. Karma at work.
  15. jbkappirossi

    :rolleyes: I confess.

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  16. metrotw

    i've blown up more than a few spawn rooms in my day when people refuse to get out and fight, even with superior or at least even odds.

    tank mines and a nade clear those bad boys out fast. ;)
  17. ManualReplica

    This one time, I was gunning for enemy ESF's with my Vanguard AP cannon like I often do when I get a chance of a good shot, and I saw a VS Schyte.

    It wasn't just any Schyte flying above, it belonged to IP, an insanely annoying Woodman VS outfit.
    And when I see IP, I get really excited, it's like a value IP kills more than anything else on our server.

    So I fire off a shell, it just barely misses it and hits an allied Reaver instead.

    The Reaver wreckage lands on top of an allied Vanguard and kills two more allies.
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  18. DramaticExit

    I once had a highly embaressing situation involving a galaxy...

    I was running a squad in a platoon. The plan was to gal-drop a tech plant. Since nobody else in the squad was willing, I pulled my own galaxy. Just at the moment I spawned it, the game froze up, the galaxy crashed on top of another galaxy from the platoon, they locked into one another like a pair of mating humpback whales, and just before the game crashed, I got a notification of 12 teamkills - half of them MAX units.
  19. Dagonlives

    "Hey you see that reaver speeding towards us"

    "Yeah."

    "I'm gonna hit that with my decimator"

    I hit the mosquito chasing right behind it.
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  20. Canno

    There's been so many....

    One that stands out the most though:

    Saw a outfit mate get TK'd by someone. Guy ran up and shot em. I asked what that was about (to the outfit mate). He said the guy said the outfit mate TK'd him first. Fair enough, a little revenge TK, whatever.

    Then he runs up and guns him down again. Outfit mate spawns and this guy starts running at him again. Well, no more of that, I gun the guy down.

    Right away I get a message "mind your own business." I gun the guy down again and reply "That's my outfit mate and it is my business."

    A few messages exchanged where basically he's trying to tell me he's the wrong guy to pick on, that I'm nothing, and to 'bring it'. I laughed at him. I see him going for the outfit mate again but this time someone else in our outfit puts him down.

    Well then, I get another message "Dude I'll get my whole outfit on you."

    I reply, "oooh, scary." Mostly because I don't actually care and partially because I don't pay much attention to outfits or know a big outfit from a small by name. Turns out it's a fairly large outfit.

    Also turns out the outfit mate of mine is friends with the leader of that other outfit.

    The other leader asks what's going on. It's all explained, we're willing to drop it, hothead on the other side isn't. I send a message to him, "Looks like someone just got fed to the wolves."

    For the next hour we take turns killing him, blowing up his vehicles, stuff like that.

    He starts whining about being weapons locked and going to report me for harassing (to which I pointed out he said bring it). We offered to knock if off if he'd just shout out a sorry for the zerg to see, but he refused.

    Eventually he logged off.

    That's my most extreme tk story! *


    *being that it's a story I will not swear to its truthieness in case it leads to a ban :)
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