Regarding today's poetic MOTD

Discussion in 'General Gameplay Discussion' started by Hartsmith, Jan 27, 2023.

  1. Hartsmith Well-Known Member

    There once was a Skullwielder from Diaku.
    She wanted to write a Haiku.
    But she couldn't quite do it right.
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  2. Komatus Well-Known Member

    Check back in History and Lore2 about 15 months. I wrote several poems there. ;)
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  3. Hartsmith Well-Known Member

    I'm sorry I missed that. So many layers of the forums I never get to because I'm not the fastest reader.
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  4. Sigrdrifa EQ2 Wiki Author

    I have a player-written book for sale on Maj'Dul, "Norrathian Nonsense: A Bawdy Book of Limericks". It includes stuff like these:

    A man in wizard's attire,
    Really liked playing with fire.
    He made a crude pass
    At an assassin lass,
    And his voice is now two octaves higher.

    There once was a man from Gorowyn
    Whose oar was too long for "rowin'".
    To save her some trouble
    He folded it double
    And instead of coming... he's goin'!

    There was a troubador named McNamiter
    With a tool of prodigious diameter.
    But it wasn't the size
    Gave the girls a surprise,
    But his rhythm---iambic pentameter.
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  5. Komatus Well-Known Member

    Lol!! I like it! :)
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  6. Komatus Well-Known Member

    Well, they are still there so you can go there and read them...;) Think I titled it "Whither I go".
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  7. Komatus Well-Known Member

    Opps, sorry, it's "Whither am I Bound".:rolleyes:
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