Our Lunar Journey, to the Moon and Return (Excursion 2021)

"All sets of mules have lift off, and the front wheels of the stage coach has lost contact with the runway !"

Robbie says, "All aboard !"

At the one mile mark and gaining speed.

What's that strange thrumming noise coming from the moon?

Your imagination.

At the 1.5 mile mark and we have lift off !

"All mules and wheels are off the ground !"

"Hang on !"

The coach and mules start going almost straight up.

"Yeehaa !"

"Robbie..."

"Yes Sandra ?"

"Did you file a flight plan ?"

"Uh, oh."

Dodge, swirl, turn,
jump to the left,
do si do to the right,
flap my arms to fly away,
from the flight path of that condor,
boogaloo to the music,
twist and shout !

"Almost to the upper atmosphere,
Windows close, seals checked for air pressure,
Close helmets and the face shields !

( The sky gets darker and darker. Oxygen on.)

Low earth orbit is achieved !
Flight levels out,
And we are in Earth Orbit,
approximately two thousand miles up.

I swear there is a weird thrumming coming from the moon and it's definitely starting to glow!

@ttobey, those are wild geese, not the moon itself.

"No satellites in this orbit."

Sandra says, "Duck !"

"There are no ducks, eeek ! !"

Just substitute orbital ducks in space suits for this bit.

There is definitely a lot of something launching from the moon!

It is Ducks ttobey ! Dodge ! Hide ! Scatter !

The Stage coach, passengers, mules, and driver are now disguised as a mild-mannered ladies sewing circle. Have some nice tea and crackers.

lol is that for real ? Those duck I mean .

If you mean the video, yes, an actual event.

The Stage Coach, disguised as mild-mannered, etc. goes up to fifty thousand miles. A bit less crowded up here. I think.

"Look out ttobey ! The Ducks are headed your way ! Duck ! i mean, Dodge !"

Ooh, look. Lots of satellites zooming by.

"Okay, folks we are going to have a rest stop at the Duty Free Shop and Satellite. Be sure to keep your suits closed. They don't have oxygen here."

"Step right up humans and others ! We have souvenirs, post cards, and plushies ! Step right up !"

"We'll be here for about an hour."

grabs 10 plus ducks and a doll that looks like ttobey being scarred .
and a container with a moon shaped Swiss cheese inside .
Takes pictures in a cutout looking like the cow that jumped over the moon .

plush ducks not plus ducks , unless they are plus sized

"Oh, the floor is transparent. Next star away you see in this drawing is around 100 light years away...

Those red boxes between the bolts of cloth and the pillows, are Surprise Boxes. I highly suggest not getting any of them."

The shop keeper smiles at this disclaimer.

ooh I bet ttobey would like some surprises might be he was opening some when he heard and saw weird things on the moon .

Oh this one has Blumentopferde inside .

? Blumentopferde ? Sorry to lazy to google today