I wrote this three years ago, it's rather silly and possibly stupid but I thought I'd share anyways. (err.. SPOILER if you have never done the Icy Dig quest series) Ode to Wipip (Wee-pip) There was a little rat named Wipip, he wasn't much bigger than a chip. He had such a love for cheese, that for just a slice he'd do what ever you please. He went on a journey to search for the great wheel, by the end he had turned such a lovely shade of teal. For the wheel was in fact, a Great Cheese Artifact! The Ratonga rejoiced and hoped for a choice, that they each get a slice that was not too terribly moist "So break out the wine!" Wipip said, "Because it's all going to be mine!" So he set out with his friends and a long journey they did attend. After months of searching and hunting, They found out that the Great Wheel was empty! So, alas, poor Wipip... didn't get his cheese nips!
