I went to deliver some Tinkerfest cheer to my compatriots of the Dreadnever Expedition in Bonemire, only to find that there are only three gnomes being allowed to celebrate! Oh, the gnomanity of it all! Each and every gnome there should have a Devo hat that shoots fireworks! They should have cog-cooled tankards of Gnomish Spirits! And they should feel like dancing! Furthermore, the cog density in Bonemire is PITIFUL! Why, there should be at least as many Shiny Tinkerfest Cogs there as there are in North Qeynos or anywhere else! How are the gnomes in Bonemire going to make it through A WHOLE YEAR with such a stingy cog supply? As an official Champion of Dreadnever, I demand ACTION! Equal Tinkerfest celebrations for ALL of Norrath's gnomes, wherever they are!
