<Crap Plushie> Hardcore Decorating Guild on Deathtoll Server

Discussion in 'Guild Recruitment' started by Frinch, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Frinch Well-Known Member

    Hi!

    Do you [generic statement of things most gamers desire]? Well look no further! <Crap Plushie> is a guild composed of [vague, mostly fabricated biographical information].

    We have [generic statements of accomplishments in other games nobody cares about]. We are recruiting [unnecessarily verbose statement that translates to:"we'll recruit anyone and just kick you later if we don't like you"].

    Give <Crap Plushie> a try, and we're sure [generic statements of similar goals laced with promises we probably can't keep].

    Requirements:

    1. Have a pulse
    2. Have a regular pulse
    3. Have a place to live (in game)
    4. Have a place to live (in real life)
    5. Once accepted to the guild, you will change your name to a single letter of the alphabet. Your new name will be that letter 7 times.
    6. If you get "Yyyyyyy" or "Zzzzzzz" you're subs, and probably won't decorate much. Subscribe to magazines.
    7. Don't contact us ingame; we'll contact you.
    8. Some other stuff we'll add later.
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  2. Sigrdrifa EQ2 Wiki Author

    I thought it was "Carpe Plushie" at first, which made more sense, LOL.
  3. Foretold Well-Known Member

    Dang it, I have an irregular pulse *sulks off*