Hi! Do you [generic statement of things most gamers desire]? Well look no further! <Crap Plushie> is a guild composed of [vague, mostly fabricated biographical information]. We have [generic statements of accomplishments in other games nobody cares about]. We are recruiting [unnecessarily verbose statement that translates to:"we'll recruit anyone and just kick you later if we don't like you"]. Give <Crap Plushie> a try, and we're sure [generic statements of similar goals laced with promises we probably can't keep]. Requirements: 1. Have a pulse 2. Have a regular pulse 3. Have a place to live (in game) 4. Have a place to live (in real life) 5. Once accepted to the guild, you will change your name to a single letter of the alphabet. Your new name will be that letter 7 times. 6. If you get "Yyyyyyy" or "Zzzzzzz" you're subs, and probably won't decorate much. Subscribe to magazines. 7. Don't contact us ingame; we'll contact you. 8. Some other stuff we'll add later.