-- Collateral Damage -- of Antonia Bayle, looking for more self-motivated weirdos

Who we are: A bunch of friends who fell in together gradually over the years. How many years? I dunno...3? 12? 42? 5? Somewhere in there.
CD has overcome death by apathy and inactivity 3 times. Twice before in years passed we were an average-tier raid guild. The latest incarnation, approximately 2 years old, is a group of friends from each incarnation as well as new folks we have picked up along the way.

What we do: Nothing. Each member is free to get into his or her own space without judgement. We have or have-had grind fiends, multi-boxers, Don Quixotes, decorating hounds, tradeskill gnomes, farming fanatics (of the legal kind), money-grubbers, and social butterflies. Your mileage may vary. If you need a hand, you organize and recruit members to help. Nobody is required to do anything, and members are expected not to hold a grudge for non-interest. But, we're big believers in karma -- give a hand, to get a hand, or the loot gods will frown upon you. It is written. No, really.

What we want: You! However, you must be that type of person we can jive with. We're looking for self-propelled people who will attack the game, as opposed to being led through it. We are not averse to helping out - however, "please powerlevel me" and "can you buy me a bunch of gear" are right out. Advice is free. Guidance is free. Knowledge is free. Handouts test our patience in a big way.

What we DON'T want: Sadly, in every barrel of monkeys, there's always one or two that want to fling poo. Accordingly, we have blacklisted a few people over the years for being incompatible. If you're one of these people, don't waste our time:

Debby Drama -- absolutely not interested at all, one bit. Begone, foul demon.
Petey Politics -- forget it. Take your crusade to expose (insert name here) somehwere else.
Frieda C. Floozey (the C is for Cyber, of course) -- same goes for Frieda's cross-dressing alter-ego, Carlo C. Casanova
Robby the Racist -- get lost.
Superior Sam -- no thanks. We admit your greatness as you were a part of <that big mighty raid guild> back in '04. Now go find someone else to impress.

What's it all mean, Wire?: Basically we're looking for more people to pick on and be picked on by. A group of adults who don't burst into flame when you use a curse word or make a naughty joke, and each have our own pet projects we work on. A social guild who are open to helping out but respect each others desire to be left alone in equal measure. Fruits, nuts, and flakes. And Ratonga Supremacists, of course.

New accounts OK.
Transfers exploring AB are OK.
Burned-out raiders are OK.
People looking for a place to alt in peace are OK.

Give us a try. The worst that can happen is you decide we're not for you...
(Actually, the WORST that can happen is that I kidnap you and you wake up and find out what REALLY is going on in Temple Street...)

Contact a recruiter via the in-game recruitment tool, or send Wirewhisker an in-game mail.

Good guild that tries to do things together, I recommend it!

Hey, I recognize that name...

Still and always recruiting.

Eternally recruiting the right people. Contact a recruiter today.

Whats up, im caccy, currently i am just a free account, but as i progress in the game i get more and more motiviated to upgrade, but anyways out of all the clans i've seen you guys look like the best, laid back and chill, hit me up ingame "caccy" im a lvl 20 guardian, and got a alot of time im going to be putting in and look forward to making some friends in the process

Still and always recruiting.

We're still here, despite our best efforts to kill the game by crashing zones.

(When I heard someone had found us on page 9 of the Guild Recruitment forum, I figured...it might be time to freshen things up a little.)

Bump! I joined this guild last week and couldn't be happier. Great group of folks here!

Still and always looking for more folks.

CD has been thriving! And we're still recruiting!

Contact a recruiter today and join the party

Bring out your dead!

...err, wait. What? Why are you staring at me like that? Don't worry, we're harmless. Mostly.

/hides Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch behind her back.

Doing surprisingly well despite the summer doldrums.

Contact a recruiter today!

/gently nudges the thread to the top.

Disclaimer: I'm not a recruiter, but I play one on TV.

I love you, Mayali.