Best pet names???? Any surprises that have made you go "[expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]....."?

My spider is named
Hastalaviestababy

I use Oddball, My wife uses Comeondummy

I name mine Firstline, because he's my first line of defense.

My rotting thrawl pet's name is Alcapone. grr baby grr

Herpes, best pet name ever!

I'm boring....my Tellurian Recruit is "Freddie"

Slayer :smileyhappy:

A friend of mine calls her stalker "Poolboy"... I wonder why that might be? :smileywink:

My pet goes by the name Pookie...mostly because I love that mobs get beat down by a zombie named Pookie...insult to injury 8)

Lol the [expletive haxx0red by Raijinn]assin does kinda have that beach boy look.

Diseased Servant: Cadaver
Grim Temptress: Necrophiliac
Nightshade: Pwnz

Dumb, Dumber, Happy, a monk I dont care for the threads I let that one die a lot, and Fodder

Oh man, there are so many kewl and clever ones on Lucan! Two that come to mind are P*ssypants and Hairyb*lls. Man, I wish I was that kewl!

Man I envy the creativity of true RPers like that :smileysad:

omg, I have been haxored! hopefully your not on tox then. I have been doing the same thing. Prolly that means neither one of us are original, but its so dang funny to say...
OMG!!! They Killed KENNY!!!!
iriani, toxxulia

A guildmate calls his pets:
tank - Slapnuts
mage - Burnnuts
thief - Cutnuts

i'm always laughing when i see slapnuts flailing away with his arms

Looks like the higher powers decided that my tank's name of Meatpopcicle wasnt appropriate. so now he's named Gooey

OK, I will be shamelessly ripping some of these. 'Specially Kenny and Xwife.
Mildly annoyed, but not surprised, to see Minime combined with skellie form taken.
But so far I seem to be the first to call my tank pet Ghettotank.
(Too low for stabby pet, looking forward to calling him 'Stabbitydeath' from Order of the Stick... )

My summoner's huge annoying beetle is so far named "Nibbuls" in honor of my long-ago BST's scaled wolf.... *sniffles with nostalgia* I bet she's still waiting faithfully for me in the bazaar, assuming I'll be back with gnome cookies and we can go storm Rivervale again... but alas.

*ahem* Anyhow since my Rat is named Virulent, chances are once I actually BECOME a Necromancer, I'll change it to "Plague". Kinda fits, since both rats and necros spread disease.

I use Bob... all my pets are Bob. He's sort of a guild mascot. He has a mind of his own. His own personality. Due to the abundance of Soul essances (lil skull thingies... think thats what they're called) we like to say Bob gives alot of head. lol! We love Bob!

And yes, if you're asking, it DOES mean THAT Bob... I love having my Bob with me at all times. And I nicknamed them Big Bob (tank), Speedy Bob (assassin) and Bob Light (warlock)