This is a bad idea, but I'm going to share anyways. To gain access to the class Entitled Nobel you have to go to Qeynos or Freeport and buy an unlocker from a city merchant for 1 million plat. This unlocker entitles your account to create 1 Entitled Nobel. If you want more than one, you have to buy more unlockers. If you delete your Entitled Nobel your allowed to create new ones as long as the number never exceeds the number you've purchased. Your allowed to create 1 Entitled Nobel for free on the Test (and Beta) servers. So, what do you get for 1 million plat? Entitled Nobels receive 100p each day they log in. They can't receive this gift more often than once every 24 hours. Entitled Nobels may purchase status from their home city, at 100p = 1 million status. This status does not contribute towards guild levels. Entitled Nobels have a special mercenary vendor that offers a small selection of mercenaries styled as buttlers and maids. Entitled Nobels as their first AA gain the ability to have a second Mercenary active in their group. As a final AA ability at the top of their own AA class tree they can gain a third active mercenary. Entitled Nobels don't belong to the normal class structure. As part of their subclass tree Entitled Nobels will have a Threat line, Melee Damage Line, Ranged Damage Line, Healing Line and Buffs Line. Each line makes the Entitled Nobel a bit more like the archetype that they want to emulate. Instead of giving new attacks each line enhances already existing EN attacks. For example EN have an attack "Money Shot". Money Shot gains an extra agro component from the Threat line, extra base damage from the Melee line, extra range from the Ranged Damage line, a heal for self + opponent's target, or increases the groups DPS by a small amount for 30 seconds. Other AA trees would enhance these abilities or add new abilities. Entitled Nobels would be able to equip anything they can get into their inventory. Appearance gear still only goes in appearance slots, but otherwise anything they pick up can be used. Also to truly make this class a leveling nightmare Entiteled Nobels are not restricted by level on equipment. A first level EN can equip level 100 gear and use any level adorn (that works on that item). Because of this...EN die if attacked in PvP or Battlegrounds. Sorry, the entire class is prone to being assassinated. Some suggestions for abilities: Anything to do with being absurdly rich and entitled. Money Shot, Bank!, I'm On A Boat!, Entitlement, Make It Rain, Grand Ball, Nobelis Oblige, Velvet Glove. Instead of a teleport ability like Wizards or Druids, Entitled Nobels would have the ability "Private Yacht" which allows them to travel to any World Bell...or they own private Yacht (prestige house) and island.
This is an absurdly daft idea, so daft in fact, that given the game's current development direction, it stands more than a fifty-fifty chance of actually happening.
