I see you have made a list of all the fabulous awesome people. I notice though you are not on your list. That is the good list so when Frostfell rolls around we all get presents and not coal. Thank you Ttobey for making this list and making sure I'm on it.
...uh, does this mean I can't live within 1000 feet of Qeynos or Freeport. I really don't want to move again.
3 friends walked through the woods one day enjoying the beautiful summer they say. there was a commotion and waving a potion A ratonga walked out of the bushes he drank out that bottle , his fur turned all mottle the fiend grow tall as a tree you could not even see his knee onward he lumbered toward the three, and unfortunately you see he ate one of the friends with several hard pushes only 2 were now left they ran in a cleft to get away from the tonga.
That giant , inflated ratonga tried to catch those 2 friends , but they ran to fast so they got away . there are still two left. But be warned hes still out there getting ready to devour it all . Be prepared and stock up on peanuts to feed to him.