The Official Duck Mount Request thread

RICK DEES
"Disco Duck"

[DD - Donald Duck voice]
[BS - background singers]
[EP - Elvis voice]
Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat
All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down, mama
I've got to have me a woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Got to have me a woman
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Oh, get down, mama
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] All right
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look
[DD:] Everybody's doin' the
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck
[DD:] Wave to me
[BS:] Don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] My, oh my
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you duck
[BS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[BS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[BS:] Disco duck
[DD:] You're welcome
[BS:] Disco Disco Duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco

Heh, I'd wanted to decorate one of my houses w/ puns, but have not yet found Duck Plushies in-game to create a truly respectable hill of ducks, so I can be the first to have....a Duck Mount

Kitty

Terrible!

Terri-bill?

A duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some chapstick. The cashier picks some up and says "How do you want to pay for that, Cash or Credit?". The duck simply replies "Just put it on my Bill".

Two monsters took their dogs with them duck hunting but just couldn't get a duck. One turns to the other and says" I noes whats we doin wrong" "Well whats we doin wrong?" says the 2nd "Wes not throwin the dogs high enuff!!"

Look Out!! The Mounts are escaping!!!

Did a hawk almost get the slow poke?

Edit: A fake hawk to herd them with. Too funny.

I need to start a countdown clock.

The Duckocalypse Approacheth!

My brain [and tongue] broke trying to pronounce that.

Is it time yet????? Less than a month to go?

I would say more than a fortnight, less than a month.

So, between the 27th and 30th of April?

I only bought 1 pink flying cow for my halfling dirge. Saved most of my SC for some ducks!

Perhaps a countdown cluck?

Well, the release missed my birthday so my hubby could not gift one. /pout

You know, I've always liked that word "fortnight"...so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.

Its funny, I am housing obsessed and usually my station cash goes towards that... but this duck mount.. this GLORIOUS improbable probably view inhibiting duck has somehow nested itself in my heart.. and is pecking away steadily at my resolve..

I MUST HAVE ONE!

It's a Duckmaggedon!

Duckmaggedon!!

Harry Stamper: They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.
Truman: Such as?
Harry Stamper: [riffles through sheets of paper] Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record. Uhh, Bear and AJ...well, they want a Duck Mount.

OMG is that a duck mount ready to attack???