There once was a Skullwielder from Diaku. She wanted to write a Haiku. But she couldn't quite do it right.
I'm sorry I missed that. So many layers of the forums I never get to because I'm not the fastest reader.
I have a player-written book for sale on Maj'Dul, "Norrathian Nonsense: A Bawdy Book of Limericks". It includes stuff like these: A man in wizard's attire, Really liked playing with fire. He made a crude pass At an assassin lass, And his voice is now two octaves higher. There once was a man from Gorowyn Whose oar was too long for "rowin'". To save her some trouble He folded it double And instead of coming... he's goin'! There was a troubador named McNamiter With a tool of prodigious diameter. But it wasn't the size Gave the girls a surprise, But his rhythm---iambic pentameter.