I remember back in the day when there were so many jokes about EQ(most of them mocking Rangers.) It seems those kinda of threats dried up ages ago. I know we still have some comedians who play the game. Where did they go? Does anyone have any good jokes/zingers about EQ? Do you remember any old but good jokes? Let's hear em! I'll start with an old one. What do you call a gnome necromancer running away from guards? A small medium at large.
I read the title and imagined a lot of nasty links to guild websites followed by the thread being locked =P
My funny little lines for each class (may not be ingame related, but some are) not really current treading jokes but just some fun stuff Bard's, Always wanted but never around Beastlord, No don't kill the tigers Berserkers, you scream I scream we all scream for DPS Cleric, sorry I dont think that is healable Druid, Winners of Misclicking Evaculate/succor Enchanters, Where is the Love Mage, You want damage you can't handle all my damage Monk, "Weight" What does this word mean? Necro, Yes even you can be my special pet Paladin, The New Rezer Kings/Queens Ranger, Took an Arrow to the Knee Rogue's, when in trouble try not to be the slowest Shaman, How can you click a weapon in RL Shadowknight, You know you hate me Warrior, I dont know what a meat shield is anymore but I like Pie Wizards, Ouch did that hurt
3 prissy clerics were sitting under a tree just outside Felwithe when a young woodelf ranger ran up and exposed himself. Shocked, two of the clerics had a stroke. The 3rd one couldn't reach.
My favorite joke is still Straha asking Penny about the invasion of his hometown by frogs, laughing his of wtfcomics.com
I used to love reading these. Anyone remember the old "Thought for the day" posts on allah? Well here you go, enjoy! http://everquest.allakhazam.com/tftd_archive.html
