We Demand Answers!

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Lockdown, Sep 17, 2020.

  1. Veteran_BetaTester Augur

  2. Zynt Elder

    There's rabbits in multitudes.
  3. Herf Augur

    Well it's not from Vah Shir. They're not REAL cats, or they'd have 6 nipples. Check out a Vah Shir in plate BP sometime...
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  4. dreamweaver Community Manager

    Yeah definitely not from the Vah Shir.
  5. Cicelee Augur

    All this talk about milk and cows and other nonsense, and no one even mentions the real question-

    When do our characters sleep?

    Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a full Norrathian day equal to 60 minutes of Earth time? Which means when I spend 8 hours straight on a Saturday killing mobs in GD, my magician has been awake in Norrath for 8 straight days???

    What the halfling?
  6. Zunar Augur

    Tizmaks in Great Divide (ToV) look like cows to me.
    Also kirin mobs in the Ascent look like goats.
    There's your possible source of milk /nod
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  7. Zunar Augur

    What about bathroom visits? We eat and drink until we almost explode, but we can never get relief on the characters??
    I demand an answer! :D
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  8. Ninelder Augur

    There are no nipples on a soybean plant or a coconut tree, thus no such thing as soy milk or coconut milk. When you squeeze the fruit of a plant the resulting liquid is called juice. You are drinking juice, nut juice.

    Unfortunately no one was willing to pay for "Nut Juice." So they have to fool you and we all pretend you are drinking milk instead.
    Gesiah, Rolaque, Sissruukk and 2 others like this.
  9. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Whatever the name, I'll take some with my unfertilized chicken embryos.
  10. Nennius Curmudgeon

    I have no real answer, but it could explain some of the textures I see.
  11. Feona The Red Monk New Member

    It's gnome milk!
  12. Mikana Lorekeeper

    Maybe this is WHY the servers go down... STOP BUYING THE MILK, PEOPLE!
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  13. Yinla Ye Ol' Dragon

    I prefer rum!
  14. Runes Augur

    Where does all the milk come from? Gotta be them Barbarian shamanesses. Ya that's right.. I said it..don't tell me bunnies was the first thing that popped in your head..be honest!
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  15. Nniki Augur

    72 minutes. 3 real minutes per game hour.
  16. Captain Video Augur

    We need to fire Arias because he let Prathun get out. The one you see there now is a DZ copy.
  17. German Augur

  18. Lockdown Elder

    And how is that I can wear eight backpacks yet, somehow they don't show up on my character??? What's that about? Do I have invisible pack mule that follows me around???
  19. Chanaluss Augur

  20. Lubianx Augur

    Cactus milk?

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