There's some gnolls in this house, a parody.

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Alarya, Oct 16, 2020 at 8:43 AM.

  1. Alarya Elder

    Sung to the tune of WAP

    [Intro: Blackburrow]
    gnolls in this house
    There's some gnolls in this house
    There's some gnolls in this house
    There's some gnolls in this house (Hol' up)

    I said certified “breeet”, seven days a week
    Fippy Darkpaw, make that newbie game weak, woo (Ah)

    [Chorus: a burly gnoll]
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, you dealin' with some mutant puppies
    Bring a rusty weapon quick, for this mutant puppy
    Sell me everything you got from this mutant puppy

    [Verse 1: a gnoll brewer]
    Beating up newbies , this burly gnoll large
    Gnoll elites, extra hard
    Put this scythe right in your face
    Swipe and growl, now you’re a dead bard
    Sniffin’ you out, you wanna hide
    I pull my friends, I'm kinda wild
    Foam at my mouth, rage in my eyes
    My teeth are a quest, come take a try
    You’re not twinked out, I think I’ll take a bite
    Back in Qeynos, I'll kill all the guards
    You’ve ruined you own lands, now you won’t ruin ours
    It’s your dream, to make a stream
    but Blackburrow, will make you scream
    Grrr, bark bark, grrrr
    I’ll kill you for taking that fur!
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  2. Corwyhn Lionheart Augur

    Eye of the Tiger parody by Corwyhn, guildleader Lions of the Heart.

    Rising up, back on the server
    Did my time, took my chances
    Lagged right out , now I'm back in the game
    Just a toon and his will to exp

    So many times it happens too fast
    You end up taking a dirt nap.
    Don't lose your grip on that level you just got.
    Don’t you take an exp powerdiveeeeee!

    It's the eye of the lion
    It's the thrill of the drop
    Getting loot and not dying to that named mob
    And the last known survivor
    Stalks his prey in the zone
    And he's watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee OF THE LION!

    Toon to toon, out in the heat
    Hanging tough, without stat food
    We’re all buffed up and we will not retreat.
    For the kill with the skill to reding.

    It's the eye of the lion
    It's the thrill of the drop
    Getting loot and not dying to that named mob
    And the last known survivor
    Stalks his prey in the zone
    And he's watching us all with the eye of the lion.

    Rezzing up, we got wiped out.
    Had the guts, not the HP
    Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
    Just a toon and a group to rebuff.

    It's the eye of the lion
    It's the thrill of the drop
    Getting loot and not dying to that named mob
    And the last known survivor
    Stalks his prey in the zone
    And he's watching us all with the eye of the lion.


    The eye of the lion
    The eye of the lion
    The eye of the lion
    The eye of the lion
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