Sung to the tune of WAP [Intro: Blackburrow] gnolls in this house There's some gnolls in this house There's some gnolls in this house There's some gnolls in this house (Hol' up) I said certified “breeet”, seven days a week Fippy Darkpaw, make that newbie game weak, woo (Ah) [Chorus: a burly gnoll] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you dealin' with some mutant puppies Bring a rusty weapon quick, for this mutant puppy Sell me everything you got from this mutant puppy [Verse 1: a gnoll brewer] Beating up newbies , this burly gnoll large Gnoll elites, extra hard Put this scythe right in your face Swipe and growl, now you’re a dead bard Sniffin’ you out, you wanna hide I pull my friends, I'm kinda wild Foam at my mouth, rage in my eyes My teeth are a quest, come take a try You’re not twinked out, I think I’ll take a bite Back in Qeynos, I'll kill all the guards You’ve ruined you own lands, now you won’t ruin ours It’s your dream, to make a stream but Blackburrow, will make you scream Grrr, bark bark, grrrr I’ll kill you for taking that fur!
Eye of the Tiger parody by Corwyhn, guildleader Lions of the Heart. Rising up, back on the server Did my time, took my chances Lagged right out , now I'm back in the game Just a toon and his will to exp So many times it happens too fast You end up taking a dirt nap. Don't lose your grip on that level you just got. Don’t you take an exp powerdiveeeeee! It's the eye of the lion It's the thrill of the drop Getting loot and not dying to that named mob And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the zone And he's watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee OF THE LION! Toon to toon, out in the heat Hanging tough, without stat food We’re all buffed up and we will not retreat. For the kill with the skill to reding. It's the eye of the lion It's the thrill of the drop Getting loot and not dying to that named mob And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the zone And he's watching us all with the eye of the lion. Rezzing up, we got wiped out. Had the guts, not the HP Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop Just a toon and a group to rebuff. It's the eye of the lion It's the thrill of the drop Getting loot and not dying to that named mob And the last known survivor Stalks his prey in the zone And he's watching us all with the eye of the lion. The eye of the lion The eye of the lion The eye of the lion The eye of the lion