The most important question ever

Seriously. Its so hard.

I like the beard on the second with the hair on the first. LOL, he's got a P-Stache.

Tom Selleck or Priest of Discord? Personally I'd go with Priest of Discord, but I wouldn't fault you for going for Magnum, P.I.

Eyepatch isn't an option? Your poll is invalid.

Eyepatch has a big value but
Moustache > Hipster beard + Eyepatch, on my mental maths. Sorry.

Also the PoD look is more like local Kebab dealer to me so it has a huge sympathy factor.

Depends on your class imo.. Tom Selleck is totally a monk. Priest of Discord looks necro to me.

The closest you can get to Chuck Bronson in Death Wish 3 is my pick...so, naturally, the left.

I am both shocked and appalled that Eyepatch was not the second option. That being said, if you're not rocking the pornstache you're doing it wrong.

Add an eye patch to the left side and its golden.

Left image of course

The beard literally looks like it's drawn with a sharpie, so you have to go with that.

Go Iksar!

The left one with the brown hair would be my pick.