Mage, Necro, Chanter - Who would you date?

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  1. KermittheFroglok Augur

    As the title states... You walk into a bar and gaze upon a magician, a necromancer, and an enchanter at the counter. Which would you date and why? Sorry the wizard has already run off with the bard, might be back though since the young bard has a reputation for being fast.

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  2. Cicelee Augur

    The magician can summon me food, drink, ale and cake for eternity. And has a pet.

    I mean, this is a no brainer.
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  3. Drogba Augur

    you'd need a pretty high MR stat to resist the enchanter
  4. Marton Augur

    All fine choices.

    I would date Drogba tbh.
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  5. Nadisia Augur

    Enchanter by the way.

    Illusions for the win : monday a sexy dark elf, tuesday a strong barbarian for homework, wednesday a brilliant erudite for conversation, thursday a pretty siren or fairy cuz I love to go shopping with a friend, friday a half elf bard, for some relaxing music, a funny dwarf on saturday because they're funny and can bring some good beer, and sunday? Hmm ... Illusion : deckchair, for a sunbath and a little nap by the swimming pool.

    What else? :p
  6. Thash Augur

    Magician: Honest. What you see is what you get.

    If you enjoy gaslighting, being dominated, and mental rabbit holes beyond your wildest imagining, pick an enchanter. Always a learning experience.

    As for necros, well.. corpses? Really?
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  7. Sheebea Lorekeeper

    I married a cleric in-game.
  8. Deux Augur

    Necro of course...
    -Everyone knows Necros are rich...graverobbing pays
    -Someone bullying you? Necro will kill them and make them your plaything
    -Necros always have the best swag
    -Necros are confident they don't care if everyone hates them...they like to be hated actually
    -Your Necro will never die they'll just pretend to when convenient
    -Necros are self-sufficient...a naked necro in zone w/a bone chip = dead zone and the necro has their stuff
    -Honey badgers fear Necros
    -Being with a Necro makes you cool too
    -Necros will burst your heart with their dps
    -Necros are zero drama...if they don't like someone they kill them
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  9. Magickon Elder

    Nah, forget all that.

    To all the one knows how to work a bone more than a nec.
  10. Act of Valor The Newest Member

    I'd date the gelatinous cube before Ngreth can claim it.
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  12. Tucoh Augur

    Bingo! And things get really wild with project illusion!!!
  13. Cadira Augur

    Real question; based on the general personality that people who main these classes, who would you date in rl with those qualities?

    Most chanters I know are gay so...which is great but I'm not (but get me drunk enough....) They are also a bit crazy at times.

    Mages are usually pretty basic, not a lotta personality and kinda just go with the flow most the time.

    Necros are all kinds of people in my experience so that's probably where I'd go.
  14. bortage spammin lifetaps


    illusion: froglok
    project illusion: froglok

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  15. Tucoh Augur

    The real question is which illusion combos you'd try first.

    I'd do brownie and ginger bread man. Man I'm hungry.
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  16. Megazen Elder

    Enchanter is the only answer here.

    1. High charisma
    2. Can change looks
    3. Both kinds of invis
  17. Zalamyr Augur

    The Enchanter...but you would have to spend the rest of your life wondering if you chose them of your own free will...
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  18. Vumad Augur

    Magicians bring a companion, it burns.

    Necro bring a companion, it's decrepit.

    Enchanters bring a companion that likes Cosplay, and most others they meet are open minded to playing along.

    Pick your party.
  19. Vexxan New Member

    Necros will be best in bed for sure. They always got a boner going
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  20. RPoo Augur

    Have you MET mintalie?! That woman is amazing IRL!
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