Joke for the day

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Nennius, May 28, 2022.

  1. Nennius Curmudgeon

    At my last employer...

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  3. Stymie Pendragon

    I've been working at the same place since the year that EQ was released. My rule of thumb is that I don't bother to learn names until someone has been there at least 1 year. I also forget them just as fast when they leave. Most of my fellow employees are scenery and short stories, that includes the person currently in charge of the facility.
  4. Timmyboi Dunning Kruger Award Winner

    I don't think you're supposed to relate to Pointy-Haired Boss in Dilbert comics...
  5. Stymie Pendragon

    Even the buffoons in charge are right once in a while. :)
  6. Nennius Curmudgeon

    A broken watch is right twice a day. The trouble is knowing when those two points happen.
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  8. Cicelee Augur

    Man walks along the beach, finds a bottle on the ground. Rubs it, a genie appears out of the bottle. Genie says "You are now my master. I will grant you three wishes."

    Man says "Well I have never been rich, so I wish for one million dollars." BOOM one million dollars appears to the left of the man.

    Genie says "Your first wish has been granted, what is your second wish?"

    Man replies "Well I have a really old and broken car. So I wish for a new sports car." BOOM a brand new, shiny red sports car appears to the right of the man. "WOW" he exclaims!

    The genie then says "You have one more wish I shall grant."

    The man replies "Well I have never been lucky with the ladies, so I wish to be irresistible to ALL women."

    The genie pauses and says "Are you sure that is what you want?"

    Man says "Yes I wish to be irresistible to ALL women!"

    Genie says "Are you absolutely sure?"

    Man says "Yes make me irresistible to ALL women."

    Genie says "If that is what you wish..."

    BOOM. The genie turns the man into a box of chocolates.
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  9. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Developer meets reality...

    Followed by...

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  10. Fanra

    That's right, the square hole. :p
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  11. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Aimed at no one in particular. Honest. Really.

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  13. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Time for a funny break from life. Warning: A bit NSFW

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  14. Flatchy Court Jester

    Could I request some Bloom County? Always thought that was the pinnacle of the Funny pages.
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  18. Iven Antonius Bayle

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  20. Nennius Curmudgeon

    Two 4 time

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