How someone from Faceless on vacation logs back on

Discussion in 'Time Locked Progression Servers' started by Lejaun, Oct 6, 2015.

  1. Lejaun Augur

    All of this is just a joke.....I love you all.

    <Vacation guy> Hey guys, sorry for being gone for two weeks. Family vacation and all.
    <Faceless people> WB, Hello, How was it? Good to see you, etc. etc.
    <Vacation guy> So what's going on? Who do we have on rotation today?
    <Faceless people> Whatever we want. It's all ours
    <Vacation guy> Huh? All our rotation mobs are up at once?
    <Faceless people> No. We just kill everything we want now.
    <Vacation guy> Oh man, the server probably hates us. We're #1 most hated ! <cry>
    <Faceless people> Actually, they don't really care. Everyone hates Modest Man
    <Vacation guy> Huh? Is all of the hate towards Modest Man justified?
    <Faceless people> Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. We don't care. Don't question it, go with the flow. We're the people's champion, remember, and we have killing to do!
    ****Wild, crazy celebration while "We are the champions" plays in the background****

    Meanwhile, in Ascended Darkness chat....
    <AD Vacation guy> Hey guys, sorry for being gone for two weeks. Family vacation and all.
    <One AD guy> Hey
    <Vacation guy> So what's going on? Who do we have on rotation today?
    <One AD guy> Rotation is dead, most of the competitive raiders left, we have crumbled
    <Vacation guy> Uh, so then what are we going to do....
    <One AD guy> Merge
    *****Crickets play in the background, playing a soft rendering of "Another one bites the dust"

    Meanwhile, in Modest Man chat...
    <MM Vacation guy> Hey guys, sorry for being gone for two weeks. Family vacation and all.
    <MM people> WB, Hello, How was it? Good to see you, etc. etc.
    <MM Vacation guy> So what's going on? Who do we have on rotation today?
    <MM people> There is no rotation. Faceless broke rotation on Efreeti, we declared FFA on everything
    <MM Vacation guy> Man, crazy. I bet everyone hates Faceless now.
    <MM people> Nope, they hate us and Faceless....but especially us
    <MM Vacation guy> Wow. How are all the other guilds doing?
    <MM people> What other guilds? It's only us and Faceless...and that pesky Peace of Form....something or other.
    <MM Vacation> ...
    ****Modest celebration in the background, while "I'm so lonely" from Team America plays in the background.
    Alphont, Simone, Vaclav and 3 others like this.
  2. Porygon Augur

    Moderately accurate. 8/10
  3. Edrixx Lorekeeper

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  5. lockjaws Augur

    You forgot the part where MM now fails on basic raids.
    Simone likes this.
  6. Batbener Augur

    <Vacation Guy> Hey all, just got back from vacation, what did I miss?
  7. Sulerill Elder

    People coming back to Ragefire!