All of this is just a joke.....I love you all. <Vacation guy> Hey guys, sorry for being gone for two weeks. Family vacation and all. <Faceless people> WB, Hello, How was it? Good to see you, etc. etc. <Vacation guy> So what's going on? Who do we have on rotation today? <Faceless people> Whatever we want. It's all ours <Vacation guy> Huh? All our rotation mobs are up at once? <Faceless people> No. We just kill everything we want now. <Vacation guy> Oh man, the server probably hates us. We're #1 most hated ! <cry> <Faceless people> Actually, they don't really care. Everyone hates Modest Man <Vacation guy> Huh? Is all of the hate towards Modest Man justified? <Faceless people> Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. We don't care. Don't question it, go with the flow. We're the people's champion, remember, and we have killing to do! ****Wild, crazy celebration while "We are the champions" plays in the background**** Meanwhile, in Ascended Darkness chat.... <AD Vacation guy> Hey guys, sorry for being gone for two weeks. Family vacation and all. <One AD guy> Hey <Vacation guy> So what's going on? Who do we have on rotation today? <One AD guy> Rotation is dead, most of the competitive raiders left, we have crumbled <Vacation guy> Uh, so then what are we going to do.... <One AD guy> Merge *****Crickets play in the background, playing a soft rendering of "Another one bites the dust" Meanwhile, in Modest Man chat... <MM Vacation guy> Hey guys, sorry for being gone for two weeks. Family vacation and all. <MM people> WB, Hello, How was it? Good to see you, etc. etc. <MM Vacation guy> So what's going on? Who do we have on rotation today? <MM people> There is no rotation. Faceless broke rotation on Efreeti, we declared FFA on everything <MM Vacation guy> Man, crazy. I bet everyone hates Faceless now. <MM people> Nope, they hate us and Faceless....but especially us <MM Vacation guy> Wow. How are all the other guilds doing? <MM people> What other guilds? It's only us and Faceless...and that pesky Peace of Form....something or other. <MM Vacation> ... ****Modest celebration in the background, while "I'm so lonely" from Team America plays in the background.