Gnomes - are they really a priority? (parody rant)

Discussion in 'The Veterans' Lounge' started by Arraden, Mar 17, 2019.

  1. Arraden Augur

    As a dark elf, I must protest at the focus being placed on Gnomish culture.

    Gnomes are a mess. There are so many other priorities that the GMs need to fix.
    1. Dwarf beards
    2. High Elf's capacity to not be so serious all the time (when I'm setting fire to Felwithe etc)
    3. Trolls watching there weight and taking some lessons from Barbarians
    4. Halfling's realising what good music actually is and changing the tune in rivervale

    Instead, we have A. Gnomish Heritage Crates - which really should be "Collection of Different Heritage's by Gnomes who have no significant culture of there own Crates" and B. a whole area that should have stayed buried, obviously taking a lot of time, patience and dedication to create, and for what, to make Gnomes seem more uber than they are.

    ugh.

    sign up to raid akanon below !!
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  2. Yinla Ye Ol' Dragon

    Gnome Mountain was a huge disapointment, intead of a mountain made up of dead gnomes, or a mountain full of gnomes who need to die, we got a falling down hill (can't even call it a mountain its not tall enough for nomral sized races) with orcs and clockworks!

    Where are the gnomes who need to die?

    Such a disapointment, sign me up for a rampage of Ak'Anon!
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  3. Jhenna_BB Proudly Prestigious Pointed Purveyor of Pincusions

    Dude, Gnome way! Show Gnomercy! Gnomes are not for punting! Ok, maybe they are. :)
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  4. Arraden Augur



    EXACTLY
    It could have been like erudin burning!! PILES OF GNOME CORPSES

    That would have been very satisfactory
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  5. Yinla Ye Ol' Dragon

    @ Arraden

    Raid on Ak'anon as soon as AB is fixed? to relieve frustrations.
    Closely followed by Rivervale and Felwith?

    Could even hit Kaladim if we still need to let off steam!
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  6. Bobokin Augur

    Ak'anon is a messed up zone.

    As a gnome, I hate to Origin because it is such a pain to get out of there.
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  7. Yimin Augur

    We are the Gnome . Lower your shields and surrender your weapons . We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

    YiMin
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