EverQuest Trivia #703

Discussion in 'The Newbie Zone' started by Whoops, Aug 21, 2020.

  1. Mary Poppins Augur

    So does that mean the dude has a dong?
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  2. Grove Augur

    Does one find the currency needed to make a purchase from the merchant in the currency list and storage?
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  3. Verily Tjark Augur

    Is it purchased with Doubloons?
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  4. Whoops Augur

    Yes.

    No.

    No.
  5. Grove Augur

    Does the merchant deal with plat pieces, the common EQ currency?
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  6. Whoops Augur

    No.

    I know I seem to be contradicting myself. I promise the answers have been true! The currency is obtained through group missions, is not plat/gold/silver/copper, yet is not in the list of alternate currencies. I'll show a screenshot if ya like!

    Edit:
    The storage, in this case, is not the alternate currency list. The UI I use has moved it near that (though not into the actual list), but in the default UI it isn't in the alternate currency tab at all.
  7. Verily Tjark Augur

    Is it purchased with Ebon Crystals?
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  8. Whoops Augur

    No, but almost!
  9. Verily Tjark Augur

    Does it cost less than 100 coins?
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  10. Whoops Augur

    No
  11. Mary Poppins Augur

    If Verily used this toilet paper he got from the dude with the dong, would he possibly feel a burning sensation in his butt crack?


    Also, summary please (just so I can see this question about Verily’s crack on there)
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  12. Grove Augur

    Then, Radiant Crystals is the medium of exchange?
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  13. Verily Tjark Augur

    Is it usable by all classes?
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  14. Whoops Augur

    Different triggers can cause different types of pain, and while some things may be more likely to result in someone using a particular description, it isn't completely reliable. It's *possible* that he might label it a burning sensation, but it would not likely be how I'd describe it. Since I don't think that would be my word choice, I can't assume that Verily would, either. Possible, yes. Likely, probably not?

    Yes

    No
  15. Verily Tjark Augur

    Does it cost more than 200 coins?
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  16. Whoops Augur

    No.
  17. Whoops Augur

    Recap

    Yes:
    If you ran out of toilet paper, would it hurt to use this instead?
    Is it part tree? (I think so, but I can't be completely certain.)
    Is this replacement toilet paper like actual toilet paper in stores now days (in that you can only get one at a time)?
    Is it hard?
    Is it long? (When comparing one axis to the other two, not necessarily when compared to other things.)
    Can this be equipped?
    When equipped, does it fit into something other that the eight visible slots?
    Do you obtain this item by purchasing from a vendor?
    Do I have to kill for this guy?
    Is this item purchased with group mission coins?
    Do you feel safer equipping it? (I guess!)
    So does that mean the dude has a dong?
    If Verily used this toilet paper he got from the dude with the dong, would he possibly feel a burning sensation in his butt crack? (Anything is *possible*, but I don't think it's a likely top word choice.)
    Then, Radiant Crystals is the medium of exchange?

    No:
    Does it have a sharp edge?
    Is it a weapon?
    Is it bigger in any direction than the forearm of a human? (This is purely my opinion; there's no way to check.)
    Is this thing consumable?
    Is this thing a type of tool used in crafting?
    Is it Nillipuss?
    Is this painful replacement to toilet paper obtained by looting it off a dead npc?
    Could I share this toilet paper with Verily if he ran out?
    Is it soft?
    Hmm where is this is going... can you thrust it?
    is it a smithing file
    If Verily were to purchase this toilet paper (I think we are forgetting it’s toilet paper), could be pay for it in pennies?
    Would you feel more fashionable equipping it?
    Would this item actually be an augmentation?
    Is this in expansion Rain of Fear or since?
    Does this guy have boobs?
    Is it from HoT?
    Underfoot?
    LDoN?
    Must one do raids to acquire the currency that this merchant requires?
    Does one find the currency needed to make a purchase from the merchant in the currency list and storage?
    Is it purchased with Doubloons?
    Does the merchant deal with plat pieces, the common EQ currency?
    Is it purchased with Ebon Crystals?
    Does it cost less than 100 coins?
    Is it usable by all classes?
    Does it cost more than 200 coins?
  18. Grove Augur

    Among items listed alphabetically, would this item fit in a group beginning A through F?
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  19. Whoops Augur

    Yes.
  20. Verily Tjark Augur

    Is it usable by traditional melee type classes?
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