Lol, allow me to introduce you to the farthing (worth a quarter penny) and then skim past the (mostly not widely circulated) half, third, and quarter farthings. Yes, you do have to kill for this guy. Yes. More little murderers for the penny hater to do business with! Hrm. Perhaps! I'll go with yes.
... I’m American. Everything you just said went way over my head. Would you feel more fashionable equipping it?
Christmas is Coming Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat Please put a penny in the old man's hat If you haven't got a penny, a ha'penny will do If you haven't got a ha'penny, then God bless you!
Dude. You didn’t answer my question. And yeah, I knew about the $2 bill. I think I got one for a birthday when I was a kid. My mom put it somewhere “safe”. It was so safe that I don’t know where the hell it is 30 years later...
Recap Yes: If you ran out of toilet paper, would it hurt to use this instead? Is it part tree? (I think so, but I can't be completely certain.) Is this replacement toilet paper like actual toilet paper in stores now days (in that you can only get one at a time)? Is it hard? Is it long? (When comparing one axis to the other two, not necessarily when compared to other things.) Can this be equipped? When equipped, does it fit into something other that the eight visible slots? Do you obtain this item by purchasing from a vendor? Do I have to kill for this guy? Is this item purchased with group mission coins? Do you feel safer equipping it? (I guess!) No: Does it have a sharp edge? Is it a weapon? Is it bigger in any direction than the forearm of a human? (This is purely my opinion; there's no way to check.) Is this thing consumable? Is this thing a type of tool used in crafting? Is it Nillipuss? Is this painful replacement to toilet paper obtained by looting it off a dead npc? Could I share this toilet paper with Verily if he ran out? Is it soft? Hmm where is this is going... can you thrust it? is it a smithing file If Verily were to purchase this toilet paper (I think we are forgetting it’s toilet paper), could be pay for it in pennies? Would you feel more fashionable equipping it? Would this item actually be an augmentation? Is this in expansion Rain of Fear or since? Does this guy have boobs? Is it from HoT? Underfoot? LDoN?
